how the fuck are all of these old people younger than me

Found a 75c vlt cash out ticket in the bushes on the street. idk if this makes me responsible or a total degen but im not leaving til that balance is at 0, fuck wasting 75c.

RIP don burleson

went to a party that converted me from nfts to nfcs (no fucking corneas)

absurdly specific political opinion time: golf owns but should never take up land that would otherwise have a use. oooooh a little left, that area's not grass at the moment. time to hit an 8 iron off bare alkali to a green made of oiled sand.

everyone else on the street is doing yard work while i'm doing dabs in my frankly shitty and unkempt front yard, hell yeah

concentrates are just essential oils for people too cool for mlms

woulda gotten a bonus prize if he made it to an even dollar :(

bats flying around :)

lately i've seen drivers with HUGE trucks drive full speed through red lights while honking their horn - is this happening in your city? they trick out their huge red trucks with lights and really loud horns and seem to go as fast as they want. some of them have ladders attached (roofers?)

riders ridersing i see

just misread someone's name and got worried the quote tweet prompt guy was on here now

sitting on my lawn smoking a joint and watching a wild storm roll in

sitting on my front lawn listening to a cover band nearly two miles away playing a 54-40 song

microwaves are full of cool stuff

the most annoying guy at the tsb: "guys you will not believe what i just found by the sub"