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Pan
@aegipan.bsky.social
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Journalist/columnist/poet
Living on unceded Ngunnawal land
They/them causing may/hem
Always heathen, always antifascist
Pinned
These are my furry little housemates - my baby Juno, 6 year old albino ferret, and Baldur, 18 month old kitten.
Even in a barren field one can find beauty in the way the frost glistens at dawn.
January 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The greatest podcast in the world is back in business ♥
Heroes of Noise are back with Episode 208 and skipping all the “X” BS this time. We’re here now and this is where we’ll be giving you any updates, show drops, etc. Please help us spread the word. www.heroesofnoise.com/hon-20-back-...
HON 2.0: Back in Business
Happy New Year and welcome to Episode 208! This is our first official episode since coming back on a regular basis, which as of now will be biweekly going forward. …
www.heroesofnoise.com
January 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
December 30, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Better be touring with Neckbeard Deathcamp!
December 30, 2024 at 9:25 AM
His training has begun. You have all been warned.
December 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Always a white Christmas with Juno around
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
What's the bet that we see a significant increase in rich people hiring armed private security in the very near future?
December 7, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Connor Garland is just a little guy
December 3, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Type "When I'm depressed I can" and let predictive text fill in the rest
December 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM
When I'm stoned and have housework to do, I like to pretend that I'm the star of a home makeover reality TV show and I'm getting ready for the big reveal at the end where the owner is in shock and sheds a few happy tears at the sight of my work. Spoiler: The owner is crying because I missed a spot.
November 29, 2024 at 6:08 AM
November 29, 2024 at 1:19 AM
The people who virtue signal for men's mental health while calling LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" or "delusional" really don't care about men's mental health at all. They should be reminded of that.
November 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM
You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs...
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I find it infinitely hilarious that the same people who believed that COVID-19 was a fake virus also unironically believe in a fake "woke mind virus".
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Sex and death is what it's *all* about.
November 27, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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While they do dominate on Facebook, it's pretty striking not only how low the view count is on major right wing YouTube channels, but also how inconsistent.
Channels with millions of subs should be hitting at least 500k per video easy.

Bot followers and juiced (advertised) videos I'd suspect
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Hands up, who loves cannabis?
November 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Chapter five is more of a challenge to write than the first four. It's very dialogue heavy, but it's also very plot heavy which is why it's gotta be finished! #writing
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Aurora over an erupting volcano in Iceland. 😵
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Just making myself thoroughly undateable
November 20, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Two goals for Connor McDavid in the first period 👀
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
My cat is now heavy enough for me to use while lifting.
November 19, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 AM