4 year old: “Daddy’s your wife.”
Me: “No, honey, Daddy is my husband.”
4 year old: “No, you had a wedding day and married him and he’s your wife.”

BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.

My husband started singing a song to our kid.

3 year old: “No dad! No singing!”
Husband: “You don’t want to hear it or I’m not good at it?”
3: “You’re not good at it.”

The absolute roasting he’s starting to do to us.

“Daddy, draw me a daddy mind flayer and baby mindflayer” #BaldursGate3

3 year old: *clapping in front of himself*
Me: “Are you a seal?”
“No!”
“Are you a little boy?”
“No!”
“Okay, what are you right now?”
“A moose.”
“What do moose say?”
“…mooooooooooose.”

3 year old: “I want to go upstairs! Brush the dinosaur’s hair.”
Husband: “Okay, we can go upstairs. Mommy will stay downstairs and watch your baby brother.”
3: “Good luck, mom.”

3 year old wanted to watch Wicked for the “green baby.” He likes dancing to the music and tries copying Fieyro in “Dancing Through Life.” 1.5 year old wants to dance like big brother though and watches him to copy.

3 year old: “I’m a ladybug!”
Me: “What do ladybugs eat?”
“I eat leaves!”
“Oh okay, I think they usually eat aphids.”
“I eat aphids!”
“Did you know ladybugs are considered good luck in some places?”
“I eat some places!!”