Mara (she/her)
@adstellae.bsky.social
Remember. Always read the contract before you sign, kiddos.
Yall. I don't mean to cause a commotion, but she/they be lookin sexy lately.
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Yall. I don't mean to cause a commotion, but she/they be lookin sexy lately.
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“Dressing” and “stuffing” are two similar but unrelated food items that rose to prominence on Thanksgiving dinner tables through a process of culinary parallel evolution. In this paper I will…
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
“Dressing” and “stuffing” are two similar but unrelated food items that rose to prominence on Thanksgiving dinner tables through a process of culinary parallel evolution. In this paper I will…
In case your family didn't mention it today (or recently), I love you and I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work.
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
In case your family didn't mention it today (or recently), I love you and I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work.
There are few things I love more than an aquarium.
Aquarium > literally everything
Aquarium > literally everything
November 26, 2024 at 4:47 PM
There are few things I love more than an aquarium.
Aquarium > literally everything
Aquarium > literally everything
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born to dilly dally, forced to pick up the pace
November 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
born to dilly dally, forced to pick up the pace
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(playing tag with a bunch of toddlers)
tag! now you have the flu!
tag! now you have the flu!
November 24, 2024 at 11:19 PM
(playing tag with a bunch of toddlers)
tag! now you have the flu!
tag! now you have the flu!
Oh besties. I miss the childhood whimsy of the holiday season. Now it's all chores and panic. And booze though. That's cool I guess. Less cool than whimsy though.
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Oh besties. I miss the childhood whimsy of the holiday season. Now it's all chores and panic. And booze though. That's cool I guess. Less cool than whimsy though.
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Well well well if it isn't my old enemy me from several minutes ago
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Well well well if it isn't my old enemy me from several minutes ago
Me, checking my notifications for the first time in a while: where the fuck did yall come from?????
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Me, checking my notifications for the first time in a while: where the fuck did yall come from?????
The kiddo I nanny keeps pointing at me and saying "sad." Which like, yeah, but damn little dude.
November 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
The kiddo I nanny keeps pointing at me and saying "sad." Which like, yeah, but damn little dude.
My wife and I were discussing our incessant Tumblr posting, and, dead serious, she goes "It's a wonder we're allowed outside. Whelp!"
November 22, 2024 at 4:39 AM
My wife and I were discussing our incessant Tumblr posting, and, dead serious, she goes "It's a wonder we're allowed outside. Whelp!"
Any room can be a guest room if you just put your guests there. Remember that.
November 21, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Any room can be a guest room if you just put your guests there. Remember that.
I need a benefactor who's willing to support my decadent life in exchange for spending time with my dazzling wit. You know, like the lord intended.
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I need a benefactor who's willing to support my decadent life in exchange for spending time with my dazzling wit. You know, like the lord intended.
Shrimps is bugs and this is simply undeniable science.
November 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Shrimps is bugs and this is simply undeniable science.
Yall! I got an "A" in diseased gallbladder!
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Yall! I got an "A" in diseased gallbladder!