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Adroit Theory Brewing
@adroittheory.bsky.social
Pushing beer boundaries in Loudoun County Virginia. CONSUME LIFE x DRINK ART // DRINK + DESTROY
We got a little dusting of snow out here at Cheateaux de Adroit; not enough to prevent you from visiting + indulging

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake] Smoothie Sour

• Donnie's Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate] Sour

• I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Sour
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Today at the Tap Room…

• Information Overdose - Schwarzbier

While we enjoy making fun, over the top beers, and big, boozy beers, we want to make sure everyone knows that we make DAMN good lagers as well!
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today at the Tap Room…

• Donnie's Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

The classic combo of Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Blueberry + a dash of tart Pomegranate. Our dreamsicle treatment then adds all the familiar flavors + thicccness.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Time to renounce those sins...⁠

• Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout⁠

This one is a full bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness, all of which is enveloped in a rich, bold body and creamy mouthfeel.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Our CROWLER game is....STRONG⁠

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour⁠

• Donnie's Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour⁠

• I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour⁠
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bro. Our latest stout is mind-blowing...best one yet 🔥🔥🔥🔥⁠

• Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout⁠

This one is a full bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness.⁠

Now | Draft Pours | Cans⁠
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Let’s get filthy...⁠

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour⁠

And OH MY, is it next level delicious! Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream, and the best party of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB!

Available Now⁠
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That color tho...⁠

• None Sober - Hazy Quadruple IPA⁠

The band Cryptopsy approached us about doing a HEAVY beer to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of their seminal work NONE SO VILE, we were stoked.⁠

Decadently pillowy + full bodied, outrageously hoppy, and high ABV.
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We thought you were coming for the beer; apparently you’re coming for the WIZARD…

He is working the bar today. He may or may not be in costume.

#beertography #beer #brewery #vacraftbeer #vabeer #craftbeer #beerstagram #beergeek #beernerd #instabeer #beerme #drinkcraftbeer #beerart #craftbeerlife
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can you say YUM YUM?⁠

• Hogman’s Truffle [Heath Candy Bar + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout⁠

⁠English Toffee in a creamy, melted milkshake style body with intense notes of Chocolate + Salted Caramel to swirl everything together.⁠

Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If you plan your day properly, this little gem could be yours...⁠

• F.U. Bitches + Your Grandmother Too [Peanut Butter + Coconut + Maple] Cream Stout

Peanut Butter? Check. Coconut? Uhm, yeah. More Maple Syrup than you can imagine? I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
An exciting day as we can our newest
Collab with the legendary Cryptopsy Band...⁠

• None Sober - Hazy Quadruple IPA⁠

Cryptopsy approached us about doing a HEAVY beer to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of their seminal work NONE SO VILE, we were stoked.⁠

Avail. Now
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We had to postpone this last week, but back tomorrow is the day we make a fresh batch of this little gem…

* Donnie’s Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Blueberry + then a dash of tart Pomegranate.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Who is excited to see the return of this little stunner…

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumbcake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour

OH MY, next level delicious! Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream + the best part of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB!
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We're dropping 5x NEW Crowler projects this week including the return of our homage to the Peanut Butter + Jelly Sandwich...⁠

• I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour⁠

The classic pairing of PB + Jelly with our ultra-thiccc-boi cream treatment!
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Your favorite group of degenerates wants to remind you they are poor + would really like to see you visit the Tap Room. You might even see the WIZARD in costume….

#beertography #beer #brewery #vacraftbeer #vabeer #craftbeer #beerstagram #beergeek #beernerd #instabeer #beerme #drinkcraftbeer
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We’re bringing back some of our most popular cream stouts + smoothie sours from earlier in the year. Hard to believe the last batch of this was in June, but it was. We know you've been jonesing for this one...

• Hogman's Truffle [Heath Candy Bar + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Ah, yeah! Back on the Top 10 List + this time for an IPA...⁠

The top 476 breweries around the US. Here are the top 10 according to @Untappd ratings:⁠

• Number 7 drop is @adroittheory: Government Drone (Ghost 1718) a 12% ABV TNEIPA with a suspicious 4.56 (29 Ratings)
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That silly WIZARD. He IS ALL THAT + THEN SOME....

• I AM All That + Then Some [Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake] Cream Stout

Hell to the yeah! You KNOW we love all things OREO, so this week we are spinning them into THICCC + decadent cheesecake. Yum, yum!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Watching people (and particularly serious beer drinkers) partake in one of our Cream Stouts (aka Beer-Shake) is always an amusing proposition…

@earlybirdsbottleshop

#AdroitTheory #Stout #ImperialStout #RussianImperialStout #RIS #StoutDay #DarkBeer #StoutSeason #StoutBeer #PastryStout
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s Hump Day. You should come visit the WIZARD at the Tap Room. If you do you could score this little gem…

• Negation [Peanut Butter Cup + Oreo Blizzard Mashup] Cream Stout

If you’ve ever had a DQ Blizzard Shake Blizzard then you know.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
All three new IPAs are dope, but the Government Drone is NEXT LEVEL delicious. We did an additional Nelson Sauvin dry-hop over the base, and it is HOPPY!!!

• Government Drone - Hazy Triple IPA

Available: Now | Draft Pours | Cans | 10% ABV
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today we are highlighting the absolutely wicked + our latest variety box set inspired by Dungeons & Dragons...

• The Compendium of Flavor Fantasy (3rd Edition) Variety Box Set⁠

Available at the Tap Room + select retailers in VA, MD, and Europe.

Special thanks to @destroyernyc
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Meanwhile at Adroit Theory, the WIZARD (aka Chris) has made the latest in his MOISTY-BOI BEER REVIEWS series. This time reviewing our latest lager: Information Overdose - Schwarzbier.

This one is a banger for sure earning a 10 out of 10 score + further enhancing our lager rep
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM