Adroit Theory Brewing
@adroittheory.bsky.social
Pushing beer boundaries in Loudoun County Virginia. CONSUME LIFE x DRINK ART // DRINK + DESTROY
Just a reminder that we have a very small quantity of this little gem available now at the Tap Room. Once it sells out, it goes back in the vault for a good 18-months or so...
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
DDH | Citra | Mosaic | Nelson Sauvin
Now | Pours | Cans
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
DDH | Citra | Mosaic | Nelson Sauvin
Now | Pours | Cans
February 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Just a reminder that we have a very small quantity of this little gem available now at the Tap Room. Once it sells out, it goes back in the vault for a good 18-months or so...
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
DDH | Citra | Mosaic | Nelson Sauvin
Now | Pours | Cans
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
DDH | Citra | Mosaic | Nelson Sauvin
Now | Pours | Cans
A "white beer" that looks + tastes exactly like a Pina Colada. Uhm, yes please...
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part!
Now | Pours | Cans
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part!
Now | Pours | Cans
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A "white beer" that looks + tastes exactly like a Pina Colada. Uhm, yes please...
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part!
Now | Pours | Cans
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part!
Now | Pours | Cans
With all the excitement about the return of DIA, we wanted to remind you that we have a small stock of this little gem in stock today…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates w/ balanced hop bitterness
Now | Pours | Cans
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates w/ balanced hop bitterness
Now | Pours | Cans
February 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
With all the excitement about the return of DIA, we wanted to remind you that we have a small stock of this little gem in stock today…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates w/ balanced hop bitterness
Now | Pours | Cans
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates w/ balanced hop bitterness
Now | Pours | Cans
No need to wait. We have absolute stunners at the Tap Room today including:
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Secret Crush [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate + S'more Milkshake] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#SmoothieSour
#PastrySour
#CreamStout
#PastryStout
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Secret Crush [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate + S'more Milkshake] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#SmoothieSour
#PastrySour
#CreamStout
#PastryStout
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No need to wait. We have absolute stunners at the Tap Room today including:
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Secret Crush [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate + S'more Milkshake] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#SmoothieSour
#PastrySour
#CreamStout
#PastryStout
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Secret Crush [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate + S'more Milkshake] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#SmoothieSour
#PastrySour
#CreamStout
#PastryStout
We are not launching NEW Crowlers this week. Figured we should sell 100% of what we already. have in stock including this absolute banger...
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
All the Cake + Cookie elements you love!
Now | Pours | Crowlers
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
All the Cake + Cookie elements you love!
Now | Pours | Crowlers
February 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
We are not launching NEW Crowlers this week. Figured we should sell 100% of what we already. have in stock including this absolute banger...
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
All the Cake + Cookie elements you love!
Now | Pours | Crowlers
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
All the Cake + Cookie elements you love!
Now | Pours | Crowlers
It is coming...
DAWN OF A DARK DAY XII
More details tomorrow. Tickets on sale Friday.
DAWN OF A DARK DAY XII
More details tomorrow. Tickets on sale Friday.
February 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It is coming...
DAWN OF A DARK DAY XII
More details tomorrow. Tickets on sale Friday.
DAWN OF A DARK DAY XII
More details tomorrow. Tickets on sale Friday.
BONUS BEER! We finished up some shipping this week, and have a little extra of our most recent Hazy DIPA. This one is now available at the Tap Room, at least for a little while...
• Dopamine - Hazy Double IPA
Double Dry-Hopped | El Dorado | Mosaic
Now | Pours | Cans
• Dopamine - Hazy Double IPA
Double Dry-Hopped | El Dorado | Mosaic
Now | Pours | Cans
February 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
BONUS BEER! We finished up some shipping this week, and have a little extra of our most recent Hazy DIPA. This one is now available at the Tap Room, at least for a little while...
• Dopamine - Hazy Double IPA
Double Dry-Hopped | El Dorado | Mosaic
Now | Pours | Cans
• Dopamine - Hazy Double IPA
Double Dry-Hopped | El Dorado | Mosaic
Now | Pours | Cans
For those of you looking for a more SERIOUS beer. You know, one brewed too-style + that checks all the beer flavored beer options...may we humbly suggest:
• Dia De Los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
FYI, this one is world class.
Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
Now | Draft Pours | Cans
• Dia De Los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
FYI, this one is world class.
Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
Now | Draft Pours | Cans
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
For those of you looking for a more SERIOUS beer. You know, one brewed too-style + that checks all the beer flavored beer options...may we humbly suggest:
• Dia De Los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
FYI, this one is world class.
Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
Now | Draft Pours | Cans
• Dia De Los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
FYI, this one is world class.
Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
Now | Draft Pours | Cans
It's a beautiful day, at least by winter standards. Perhaps you don't need to ESCAPE...or do you?
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain?
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain?
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's a beautiful day, at least by winter standards. Perhaps you don't need to ESCAPE...or do you?
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain?
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain?
A visit to Adroit Theory could yield you these 2 FUN beers…
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Broken Heart [Chocolate Covered Strawberries] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#vabeer
#creamstout
#pastrystout
#smoothiesour
#pastrysour
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Broken Heart [Chocolate Covered Strawberries] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#vabeer
#creamstout
#pastrystout
#smoothiesour
#pastrysour
February 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
A visit to Adroit Theory could yield you these 2 FUN beers…
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Broken Heart [Chocolate Covered Strawberries] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#vabeer
#creamstout
#pastrystout
#smoothiesour
#pastrysour
• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour
• Broken Heart [Chocolate Covered Strawberries] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
#vabeer
#creamstout
#pastrystout
#smoothiesour
#pastrysour
The Tap Room is fully stocked with FUN beers today. We also have serious beers if you are so inclined. You know...the ones with the serious labels. But if you are looking for something FUN may we humbly suggest:
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The Tap Room is fully stocked with FUN beers today. We also have serious beers if you are so inclined. You know...the ones with the serious labels. But if you are looking for something FUN may we humbly suggest:
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Cream Stout
Now | Pours | Crowlers
Monarch Distribution has been busy dropping our latest gems to retailers in Virginia. Here is the current stock of the Wegmans in Gainesville, VA. Highlights include:
• RESIST - TIPA
• Coven - RIS
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
• Dungeons + Dragons - Variety Box Set
• RESIST - TIPA
• Coven - RIS
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
• Dungeons + Dragons - Variety Box Set
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Monarch Distribution has been busy dropping our latest gems to retailers in Virginia. Here is the current stock of the Wegmans in Gainesville, VA. Highlights include:
• RESIST - TIPA
• Coven - RIS
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
• Dungeons + Dragons - Variety Box Set
• RESIST - TIPA
• Coven - RIS
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
• Dungeons + Dragons - Variety Box Set
Have you scored our latest RIS? This is a great batch, and we’re down to the last 5 cases…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs.
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs.
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Have you scored our latest RIS? This is a great batch, and we’re down to the last 5 cases…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs.
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs.
We had a couple of cases left after shipping of our homage to Cobra Commander, so they are now available at the Tap Room. Thanks to @Kurmithafroth for the pic:
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
For the 1st release in the series, we focus on COBRA COMMANDER in his signature Battle Helmet
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
For the 1st release in the series, we focus on COBRA COMMANDER in his signature Battle Helmet
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We had a couple of cases left after shipping of our homage to Cobra Commander, so they are now available at the Tap Room. Thanks to @Kurmithafroth for the pic:
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
For the 1st release in the series, we focus on COBRA COMMANDER in his signature Battle Helmet
• RESIST - Hazy TIPA
For the 1st release in the series, we focus on COBRA COMMANDER in his signature Battle Helmet
So, are we done with snow? Is spring around the corner? Either way, you should probably stick up on this while you can:
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
This nearly 12% behemoth has massive notes of stone fruit, combined with classic Belgian esters + a subtle, boozy kick
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
This nearly 12% behemoth has massive notes of stone fruit, combined with classic Belgian esters + a subtle, boozy kick
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
So, are we done with snow? Is spring around the corner? Either way, you should probably stick up on this while you can:
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
This nearly 12% behemoth has massive notes of stone fruit, combined with classic Belgian esters + a subtle, boozy kick
• All I See is Carrion - Belgian Quad
This nearly 12% behemoth has massive notes of stone fruit, combined with classic Belgian esters + a subtle, boozy kick
A visit to Adroit will yield you a plethora of Smoothie Sours + Cream Stouts:
* Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas]
* Avextir [Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach]
* Peaches [Creamy Daiquiri]
* Dia [Red Velvet Oreo]
* [Chocolate Covered Strawberries]
* [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate S'more]
* Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas]
* Avextir [Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach]
* Peaches [Creamy Daiquiri]
* Dia [Red Velvet Oreo]
* [Chocolate Covered Strawberries]
* [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate S'more]
February 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A visit to Adroit will yield you a plethora of Smoothie Sours + Cream Stouts:
* Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas]
* Avextir [Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach]
* Peaches [Creamy Daiquiri]
* Dia [Red Velvet Oreo]
* [Chocolate Covered Strawberries]
* [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate S'more]
* Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas]
* Avextir [Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach]
* Peaches [Creamy Daiquiri]
* Dia [Red Velvet Oreo]
* [Chocolate Covered Strawberries]
* [Brownie Batter + Dark Chocolate S'more]
When you only drop ONE NEW CAN in a week, you'd better make sure it's a banger...
• Dia de los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
Our flagship stout is jet black and opaque with a deep tan head. Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
A small quantity available now.
• Dia de los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
Our flagship stout is jet black and opaque with a deep tan head. Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
A small quantity available now.
February 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
When you only drop ONE NEW CAN in a week, you'd better make sure it's a banger...
• Dia de los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
Our flagship stout is jet black and opaque with a deep tan head. Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
A small quantity available now.
• Dia de los Muertos - Russian Imperial Stout
Our flagship stout is jet black and opaque with a deep tan head. Rich, complex, and pleasantly intense.
A small quantity available now.
I believe in a thing called love…
February 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I believe in a thing called love…
Sunday night before a Federal Holiday? Uhm, yeah. I’m cracking into the stout…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs. Smooth, velvety
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs. Smooth, velvety
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Sunday night before a Federal Holiday? Uhm, yeah. I’m cracking into the stout…
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs. Smooth, velvety
• Coven - Russian Imperial Stout
A jet-black monster of a beer. Roast malt dominates with balanced hop bitterness. Flavors suggest dark roast coffee and dried cacao nibs. Smooth, velvety
Bro. Our Cream Stout game is…strong. 5x options today including:
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Russian Imperial Stout
Have you tried the new limited edition Red Velvet Oreo's yet? If not, you should hustle out; they are amaze-balls!
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Russian Imperial Stout
Have you tried the new limited edition Red Velvet Oreo's yet? If not, you should hustle out; they are amaze-balls!
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Bro. Our Cream Stout game is…strong. 5x options today including:
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Russian Imperial Stout
Have you tried the new limited edition Red Velvet Oreo's yet? If not, you should hustle out; they are amaze-balls!
• Dia De Los Muertos [Red Velvet Oreo Edition] Russian Imperial Stout
Have you tried the new limited edition Red Velvet Oreo's yet? If not, you should hustle out; they are amaze-balls!
Meanwhile, at Adroit Theory….
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Meanwhile, at Adroit Theory….
Do you love Pina Colada’s? Do you love getting caught in the rain? 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part! Yes, come with us to Escape.
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part! Yes, come with us to Escape.
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Do you love Pina Colada’s? Do you love getting caught in the rain? 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part! Yes, come with us to Escape.
• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour
C'mon now! Who doesn't love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It's the best part! Yes, come with us to Escape.
Looking for our beer in Richmond, VA? Hit up the Wink aka @fles_wink
Monarch Distribution just dropped off new beers plus they have:
• Evangelion IV. -Hazy TIPA
• Infiltrator LV 426 - Variety Box Set
@monarchdistro
Monarch Distribution just dropped off new beers plus they have:
• Evangelion IV. -Hazy TIPA
• Infiltrator LV 426 - Variety Box Set
@monarchdistro
February 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Looking for our beer in Richmond, VA? Hit up the Wink aka @fles_wink
Monarch Distribution just dropped off new beers plus they have:
• Evangelion IV. -Hazy TIPA
• Infiltrator LV 426 - Variety Box Set
@monarchdistro
Monarch Distribution just dropped off new beers plus they have:
• Evangelion IV. -Hazy TIPA
• Infiltrator LV 426 - Variety Box Set
@monarchdistro
We (currently) have our big TIPA in stock at the Tap Room. You should hustle over.
• Now I Am Death, Destroyer of Worlds [White Label Edition] Hazy TIPA
Absolutely loaded with hop aroma, flavor + intensity. Opaque, pillowy + semi-sweet body; intensely juicy citrus flavor.
• Now I Am Death, Destroyer of Worlds [White Label Edition] Hazy TIPA
Absolutely loaded with hop aroma, flavor + intensity. Opaque, pillowy + semi-sweet body; intensely juicy citrus flavor.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
We (currently) have our big TIPA in stock at the Tap Room. You should hustle over.
• Now I Am Death, Destroyer of Worlds [White Label Edition] Hazy TIPA
Absolutely loaded with hop aroma, flavor + intensity. Opaque, pillowy + semi-sweet body; intensely juicy citrus flavor.
• Now I Am Death, Destroyer of Worlds [White Label Edition] Hazy TIPA
Absolutely loaded with hop aroma, flavor + intensity. Opaque, pillowy + semi-sweet body; intensely juicy citrus flavor.
Can we pour you a beer? How about our latest IPA?
• For the Dogs In the Slums - Hazy DIPA
Aromas of freshly cut grapefruit + juicy lime waft out of the glass. The malt body is light + fluffy with a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Double Dry-Hopped | Citra | Motueka | Wakatu
• For the Dogs In the Slums - Hazy DIPA
Aromas of freshly cut grapefruit + juicy lime waft out of the glass. The malt body is light + fluffy with a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Double Dry-Hopped | Citra | Motueka | Wakatu
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Can we pour you a beer? How about our latest IPA?
• For the Dogs In the Slums - Hazy DIPA
Aromas of freshly cut grapefruit + juicy lime waft out of the glass. The malt body is light + fluffy with a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Double Dry-Hopped | Citra | Motueka | Wakatu
• For the Dogs In the Slums - Hazy DIPA
Aromas of freshly cut grapefruit + juicy lime waft out of the glass. The malt body is light + fluffy with a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Double Dry-Hopped | Citra | Motueka | Wakatu