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Adroit Theory Brewing
@adroittheory.bsky.social
Pushing beer boundaries in Loudoun County Virginia. CONSUME LIFE x DRINK ART // DRINK + DESTROY
Time to renounce those sins...⁠

• Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout⁠

This one is a full bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness, all of which is enveloped in a rich, bold body and creamy mouthfeel.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Our CROWLER game is....STRONG⁠

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour⁠

• Donnie's Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour⁠

• I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour⁠
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bro. Our latest stout is mind-blowing...best one yet 🔥🔥🔥🔥⁠

• Confessions - Russian Imperial Stout⁠

This one is a full bodied dark stout with notes of roast, coffee + dark chocolate. Bitterness is balanced against the booziness.⁠

Now | Draft Pours | Cans⁠
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Let’s get filthy...⁠

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour⁠

And OH MY, is it next level delicious! Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream, and the best party of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB!

Available Now⁠
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That color tho...⁠

• None Sober - Hazy Quadruple IPA⁠

The band Cryptopsy approached us about doing a HEAVY beer to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of their seminal work NONE SO VILE, we were stoked.⁠

Decadently pillowy + full bodied, outrageously hoppy, and high ABV.
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We thought you were coming for the beer; apparently you’re coming for the WIZARD…

He is working the bar today. He may or may not be in costume.

#beertography #beer #brewery #vacraftbeer #vabeer #craftbeer #beerstagram #beergeek #beernerd #instabeer #beerme #drinkcraftbeer #beerart #craftbeerlife
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can you say YUM YUM?⁠

• Hogman’s Truffle [Heath Candy Bar + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout⁠

⁠English Toffee in a creamy, melted milkshake style body with intense notes of Chocolate + Salted Caramel to swirl everything together.⁠

Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If you plan your day properly, this little gem could be yours...⁠

• F.U. Bitches + Your Grandmother Too [Peanut Butter + Coconut + Maple] Cream Stout

Peanut Butter? Check. Coconut? Uhm, yeah. More Maple Syrup than you can imagine? I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
An exciting day as we can our newest
Collab with the legendary Cryptopsy Band...⁠

• None Sober - Hazy Quadruple IPA⁠

Cryptopsy approached us about doing a HEAVY beer to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of their seminal work NONE SO VILE, we were stoked.⁠

Avail. Now
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We had to postpone this last week, but back tomorrow is the day we make a fresh batch of this little gem…

* Donnie’s Special Speed Elixir [Wildberry + Pomegranate Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Blueberry + then a dash of tart Pomegranate.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Who is excited to see the return of this little stunner…

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumbcake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour

OH MY, next level delicious! Blending the familiar flavor of Peaches with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream + the best part of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB!
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We're dropping 5x NEW Crowler projects this week including the return of our homage to the Peanut Butter + Jelly Sandwich...⁠

• I’m Not your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour⁠

The classic pairing of PB + Jelly with our ultra-thiccc-boi cream treatment!
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Your favorite group of degenerates wants to remind you they are poor + would really like to see you visit the Tap Room. You might even see the WIZARD in costume….

#beertography #beer #brewery #vacraftbeer #vabeer #craftbeer #beerstagram #beergeek #beernerd #instabeer #beerme #drinkcraftbeer
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We’re bringing back some of our most popular cream stouts + smoothie sours from earlier in the year. Hard to believe the last batch of this was in June, but it was. We know you've been jonesing for this one...

• Hogman's Truffle [Heath Candy Bar + Salted Caramel] Cream Stout
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Ah, yeah! Back on the Top 10 List + this time for an IPA...⁠

The top 476 breweries around the US. Here are the top 10 according to @Untappd ratings:⁠

• Number 7 drop is @adroittheory: Government Drone (Ghost 1718) a 12% ABV TNEIPA with a suspicious 4.56 (29 Ratings)
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That silly WIZARD. He IS ALL THAT + THEN SOME....

• I AM All That + Then Some [Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake] Cream Stout

Hell to the yeah! You KNOW we love all things OREO, so this week we are spinning them into THICCC + decadent cheesecake. Yum, yum!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Watching people (and particularly serious beer drinkers) partake in one of our Cream Stouts (aka Beer-Shake) is always an amusing proposition…

@earlybirdsbottleshop

#AdroitTheory #Stout #ImperialStout #RussianImperialStout #RIS #StoutDay #DarkBeer #StoutSeason #StoutBeer #PastryStout
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s Hump Day. You should come visit the WIZARD at the Tap Room. If you do you could score this little gem…

• Negation [Peanut Butter Cup + Oreo Blizzard Mashup] Cream Stout

If you’ve ever had a DQ Blizzard Shake Blizzard then you know.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
All three new IPAs are dope, but the Government Drone is NEXT LEVEL delicious. We did an additional Nelson Sauvin dry-hop over the base, and it is HOPPY!!!

• Government Drone - Hazy Triple IPA

Available: Now | Draft Pours | Cans | 10% ABV
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today we are highlighting the absolutely wicked + our latest variety box set inspired by Dungeons & Dragons...

• The Compendium of Flavor Fantasy (3rd Edition) Variety Box Set⁠

Available at the Tap Room + select retailers in VA, MD, and Europe.

Special thanks to @destroyernyc
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Meanwhile at Adroit Theory, the WIZARD (aka Chris) has made the latest in his MOISTY-BOI BEER REVIEWS series. This time reviewing our latest lager: Information Overdose - Schwarzbier.

This one is a banger for sure earning a 10 out of 10 score + further enhancing our lager rep
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s Black Friday + The WIZARD + the whole Adroit Theory gang is missing you. Will you come visit us? We can shotgun a beer together…

#beertography #beer #brewery #vacraftbeer #vabeer #craftbeer #beerstagram #beergeek #beernerd #instabeer #beerme #drinkcraftbeer #beerart #craftbeerlife #beersnob
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
More fun videos to antagonize you that you can’t have this today….but there is always tomorrow:

• Negation [Peanut Butter Cup + Oreo Blizzard Mashup] Cream Stout

Combine those two things together, and blend then with our 12% decadent Russian Imperial Stout! Uhm, yea. We did that.⁠
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ready to have your MIND BLOWN on this Thanksgiving’s Day Eve? All you gotta do is stop by…

• MINDBLOWN [Strawberry & Cream Vanilla Crumb Cake Edition] Smoothie Sour

Blending the familiar flavor of Strawberry with an absurd amount of Vanilla Cream, and the best party of a Crumb Cake...the CRUMB!
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM