That kitten in the, “Hang in there!” poster just said, “Fuck this shit,” and let go.

*mouthful of LSD tabs

I fuckin love Mondays.

Stop whining that you can’t get a girlfriend if you haven’t even tried luring one back to your house with garlic bread

i don't really wanna go in and have dinner with my babies boyfriend. so i'll just hang out with yawl