Andy Dorph
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me waiting for the “but her emails” crowd to find their tongues
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me waiting for the “but her emails” crowd to find their tongues
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Look s like even those required to defend the law cower and kiss the king.
We are NOT ok.
We are NOT ok.
Wow, just WOW!!
Looks like orange Slim Shady is at it again…👇
What. The. Actual. Fuck. ✨
Looks like orange Slim Shady is at it again…👇
What. The. Actual. Fuck. ✨
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Look s like even those required to defend the law cower and kiss the king.
We are NOT ok.
We are NOT ok.
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My maternal grandmother died in the 1918 flu pandemic.
RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My maternal grandmother died in the 1918 flu pandemic.
RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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Boycott any company that sponsors. Let make sure it’s just Balance of nature, my pillow and relief factor and whatever else Foxnews one
March 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Boycott any company that sponsors. Let make sure it’s just Balance of nature, my pillow and relief factor and whatever else Foxnews one
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Social security is a set of trust funds with a balance of about $2.7 trillion as of December 2024. We are the source of these funds. It belongs to us. These funds should be protected so we can protect each other. www.ssa.gov/oact/progdat...
March 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Social security is a set of trust funds with a balance of about $2.7 trillion as of December 2024. We are the source of these funds. It belongs to us. These funds should be protected so we can protect each other. www.ssa.gov/oact/progdat...
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Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
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New data from the US Treasury reveals that federal spending was $603 billion in February, which is $36 billion HIGHER than February last year under Biden.
This suggests that DOGE has done nothing to cut spending.
This suggests that DOGE has done nothing to cut spending.
Trump's first month showed $36 billion more in spending than last year
This February's monthly statement showed federal payments that were $36 billion higher than last February's.
www.axios.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
New data from the US Treasury reveals that federal spending was $603 billion in February, which is $36 billion HIGHER than February last year under Biden.
This suggests that DOGE has done nothing to cut spending.
This suggests that DOGE has done nothing to cut spending.
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It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
March 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
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Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
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“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
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Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
March 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
The only dangerous minority in the United States is billionaires. In 2024, women alone made up 85% of purchases in the United States. If money talks, we’ve got to use OURS to create consequences for the billionaire-in-chief. Take the pledge to boycott Elon Musk's companies. app.sosha.ai/s/ec56r8Bx
Sign: Not one dime for Elon Musk's companies
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March 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The only dangerous minority in the United States is billionaires. In 2024, women alone made up 85% of purchases in the United States. If money talks, we’ve got to use OURS to create consequences for the billionaire-in-chief. Take the pledge to boycott Elon Musk's companies. app.sosha.ai/s/ec56r8Bx
Instead of NOT attending, it would be more effective if the Democrats LEAVE - one at a time - DURING the speech to attend the alt. event & make a bigger impact.
Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt.) Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (D-Vt.), Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Ed Markey (D-Mass.) and Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii).
Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt.) Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (D-Vt.), Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Ed Markey (D-Mass.) and Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii).
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Instead of NOT attending, it would be more effective if the Democrats LEAVE - one at a time - DURING the speech to attend the alt. event & make a bigger impact.
Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt.) Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (D-Vt.), Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Ed Markey (D-Mass.) and Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii).
Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt.) Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (D-Vt.), Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Ed Markey (D-Mass.) and Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii).
Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the Panama Canal would be relocated to U.S. soil. “Our beautiful system of ch...
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February 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil — theonion.com/trump-announ...
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Just saying.
February 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just saying.
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We need a group of lawyers who are willing to take every lawsuit from every fired federal employee to the max. Bury this admin in lawsuits
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We need a group of lawyers who are willing to take every lawsuit from every fired federal employee to the max. Bury this admin in lawsuits
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Welcome to the Golden Age of Dipshittery.
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Welcome to the Golden Age of Dipshittery.
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This is a big story the media has ignored.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is a big story the media has ignored.
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If the Treasury Secretary does not remove DOGE’s access to the Treasury payment systems at once:
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
February 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If the Treasury Secretary does not remove DOGE’s access to the Treasury payment systems at once:
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
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MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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January 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
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Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
“That leaves only 10 percent—which, by the way, is a math problem Bobby is incapable of solving.”
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January 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
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I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
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Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users
Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.
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January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
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