By 7:30a our dog had a bath. Why? It's so damn windy that he peed all over himself. 🫠
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
By 7:30a our dog had a bath. Why? It's so damn windy that he peed all over himself. 🫠
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“Blah,” said Toad.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Blah,” said Toad.
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We play regular-season hockey in exactly one week btw :)
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We play regular-season hockey in exactly one week btw :)
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
My husband brought me a coffee this morning. Judgment and jealousy abound.
(Don't worry, he got his own treat later!)
(Don't worry, he got his own treat later!)
July 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My husband brought me a coffee this morning. Judgment and jealousy abound.
(Don't worry, he got his own treat later!)
(Don't worry, he got his own treat later!)
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Some people are so good at drawing it makes me wanna scream and bite something
God I love you’re art! Keep going!!
God I love you’re art! Keep going!!
July 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Some people are so good at drawing it makes me wanna scream and bite something
God I love you’re art! Keep going!!
God I love you’re art! Keep going!!
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[year 30XX]
guy, holding a single sheet of paper: this books long
guy, holding a single sheet of paper: this books long
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
[year 30XX]
guy, holding a single sheet of paper: this books long
guy, holding a single sheet of paper: this books long
June 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Learning how to code in html is such a MySpace throwback. We miss you, Tom
May 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Learning how to code in html is such a MySpace throwback. We miss you, Tom
Happy bday Casey's, and thanks for the free 'za
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy bday Casey's, and thanks for the free 'za
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🧢🧢🧢 JORDAN KYROU HAT TRICK!!!!! 🧢🧢🧢
March 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🧢🧢🧢 JORDAN KYROU HAT TRICK!!!!! 🧢🧢🧢
What a goal 👏
still trying to wrap our heads around how Jordan Kyrou was able to do this. #stlblues
March 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What a goal 👏
Is... is spring here already??
March 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is... is spring here already??
Friendly reminder that Easter Sunday falls on 4/20 this year 🍃
March 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Friendly reminder that Easter Sunday falls on 4/20 this year 🍃
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I didn't need twitter. Twitter needed me. My attention is the product, and the places that monetize my attention need me more than I need them.
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I didn't need twitter. Twitter needed me. My attention is the product, and the places that monetize my attention need me more than I need them.
I've been feeling pretty hopeless for the country lately, but watching this helped my mindset quite a bit. Thanks @underthedesknews.bsky.social for doing your best to keep us all informed!
I Interviewed 13 Senators in 3 Hours.
YouTube video by Under The Desk News
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I've been feeling pretty hopeless for the country lately, but watching this helped my mindset quite a bit. Thanks @underthedesknews.bsky.social for doing your best to keep us all informed!
Some beers, some bread, and some ice skating with my amazing husband 🖤
Also I drew an egg
Also I drew an egg
February 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Some beers, some bread, and some ice skating with my amazing husband 🖤
Also I drew an egg
Also I drew an egg
We've decided that "Sorry officer, we had the zoomies 🥺" probably wouldn't work as an excuse for speeding, but if anyone tries please let me know @benelam.bsky.social
February 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We've decided that "Sorry officer, we had the zoomies 🥺" probably wouldn't work as an excuse for speeding, but if anyone tries please let me know @benelam.bsky.social
The most helpful assistants
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The most helpful assistants
I'm not a fan of the NFL, but I have been a firm believer for years that the Monday after the super bowl should be a national holiday. So many people call in anyway?
February 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm not a fan of the NFL, but I have been a firm believer for years that the Monday after the super bowl should be a national holiday. So many people call in anyway?
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
A couple of sweet little babies to brighten your feed 🖤
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A couple of sweet little babies to brighten your feed 🖤