Andy
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The king of beeps and boops
Horse-dogging it since ‘89
Horse-dogging it since ‘89
(To the tune of Losing My Religion by REM)
Rebounds
They are bigger
Just going up and over
They are bigger
Just going up and over
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(To the tune of Losing My Religion by REM)
Cade Cunningham looks like he is 100 years old
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cade Cunningham looks like he is 100 years old
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I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
When it's lunchtime we dine together
Told you I'd be the lunch-getter
Drive thru line's around the bend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that I'm hungrier than ever
Know that I'll be eating better
Housing an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, eddar, eddar, ey, ey, ey
Told you I'd be the lunch-getter
Drive thru line's around the bend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that I'm hungrier than ever
Know that I'll be eating better
Housing an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, eddar, eddar, ey, ey, ey
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When it's lunchtime we dine together
Told you I'd be the lunch-getter
Drive thru line's around the bend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that I'm hungrier than ever
Know that I'll be eating better
Housing an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, eddar, eddar, ey, ey, ey
Told you I'd be the lunch-getter
Drive thru line's around the bend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that I'm hungrier than ever
Know that I'll be eating better
Housing an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, eddar, eddar, ey, ey, ey
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.
Is he talking about a specific baby?
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is he talking about a specific baby?
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the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
Pretty good counter to the posthumous lionization of Charlie Kirk and his org (TPUSA) from last year
Case Study of the Hard Right | 2024 Year in Hate & Extremism
Founded by Charlie Kirk, TPUSA’s effort to sow fear and division to enforce social hierarchies rooted in supremacism is emblematic of broader political project.
www.splcenter.org
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Pretty good counter to the posthumous lionization of Charlie Kirk and his org (TPUSA) from last year
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*extremly gritted teeth*
September 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
*extremly gritted teeth*
Wanna go buy these just to meet this guy. Sir, why did you buy these “inversion boots”? What has happened that you no longer need them? Or want them? Did they provide what you were hoping for? Would you take $15?
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wanna go buy these just to meet this guy. Sir, why did you buy these “inversion boots”? What has happened that you no longer need them? Or want them? Did they provide what you were hoping for? Would you take $15?
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I saw a guy in the Spokane airport this week take his dick out on the way to the urinal and he was over 10 ft away
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I saw a guy in the Spokane airport this week take his dick out on the way to the urinal and he was over 10 ft away
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That's Mike Mulligan and Mary Anne
August 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That's Mike Mulligan and Mary Anne
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A white russian is just an espresso martini with NA milk
July 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A white russian is just an espresso martini with NA milk
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Thinking about one of my favorite getfiscal tweets
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thinking about one of my favorite getfiscal tweets
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Okay, but besides Epstein calling him his “closest friend,” flying on the Lolita Express 8 times, showing up in both contact books, co-organizing a "beauty pageant" together in which they flew 28 girls to FL, and dating one of Epstein's victims--why do people think Trump is in the Epstein files?
July 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Okay, but besides Epstein calling him his “closest friend,” flying on the Lolita Express 8 times, showing up in both contact books, co-organizing a "beauty pageant" together in which they flew 28 girls to FL, and dating one of Epstein's victims--why do people think Trump is in the Epstein files?
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9/11
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
9/11
every picture I see of this guy he looks absolutely miserable
July 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
every picture I see of this guy he looks absolutely miserable
the millenial urge to upload 1000 custom emojis to your company's MS Teams
July 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the millenial urge to upload 1000 custom emojis to your company's MS Teams