I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers*

*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

Jelly Roll looks like if Phil Mickelson did fifteen years behind bars

Pat McAfee is like if the guy that works nights at the QuikTrip got bitten by a radioactive Juul

If you’ve always wanted to see someone drive stick shift for the first time while drinking an open cup of the hottest coffee you’ve ever seen, Florida football may be for you

I'm not really good at Hot Takes. My opinion on most things is "it's fine"

I'm being hyperbolic on UNC because they did something hyperbolic. they hired the most famous person with the least experience and immediately suffered their worst home loss in over 20 years

Belichick getting his ass kicked in TV is poetic.