Addie's Obituary
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"Evil" is a strong word
Addie's Obituary, nah, it's @chastityposting.bsky.social now.
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Addie's Obituary, nah, it's @chastityposting.bsky.social now.
Whoever invented candles with 2 wicks needs to be stopped. 1? Makes sense, obvious option. 3? Works good, effective. 2? AWFUL.
September 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Whoever invented candles with 2 wicks needs to be stopped. 1? Makes sense, obvious option. 3? Works good, effective. 2? AWFUL.
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I'll never forgive generative a.i
Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me
I miss being able to trust art.
Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me
I miss being able to trust art.
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'll never forgive generative a.i
Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me
I miss being able to trust art.
Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me
I miss being able to trust art.
Trans community is so sweet and I love them but for the love of god you're not going to meet your spouse on the internet stop acting like your 2 week fling is the pinnacle of intimacy
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Trans community is so sweet and I love them but for the love of god you're not going to meet your spouse on the internet stop acting like your 2 week fling is the pinnacle of intimacy
Bored of Inktober? Let me propose an alternative. Stinktober. There are no prompts, all you have to do is draw a nasty liltle guy, just a devious, gross little bastard every day of October. A dastardly, stinky little fella.
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Bored of Inktober? Let me propose an alternative. Stinktober. There are no prompts, all you have to do is draw a nasty liltle guy, just a devious, gross little bastard every day of October. A dastardly, stinky little fella.
God you guys are so good at drawing porn I just want to look at it like fuck that's a good fucking drawing and then I catch myself like "wait that's a porn" and like and move on and repeat
September 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
God you guys are so good at drawing porn I just want to look at it like fuck that's a good fucking drawing and then I catch myself like "wait that's a porn" and like and move on and repeat
You have not had nearly enough bodily fluids of external origin enter your anus, buddy.
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You have not had nearly enough bodily fluids of external origin enter your anus, buddy.
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Robotfucker gatekeeping be like :”I bet you’ve never put your cock in a toaster”
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Robotfucker gatekeeping be like :”I bet you’ve never put your cock in a toaster”
My dad: recently separated, got into tarot cards.
Do cis men do that of their own accord?
Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend...
Do cis men do that of their own accord?
Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend...
September 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My dad: recently separated, got into tarot cards.
Do cis men do that of their own accord?
Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend...
Do cis men do that of their own accord?
Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend...
My friend accidentally typed "wlw" instead of "wow" and I had a heart attack
September 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My friend accidentally typed "wlw" instead of "wow" and I had a heart attack
I'm like a prostitute but instead of sex I give really firm handshakes for 50 dollars
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm like a prostitute but instead of sex I give really firm handshakes for 50 dollars
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[Getting my blood drawn] you forgot to ask, but, I'm very sexually active
September 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[Getting my blood drawn] you forgot to ask, but, I'm very sexually active
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I love mushrooms - like, what are they? Funky lil dudes with a million genders who defy all categorisation, taste delicious, and sometimes kill you horribly? Amazing. I'm so on board. Tell me more.
September 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I love mushrooms - like, what are they? Funky lil dudes with a million genders who defy all categorisation, taste delicious, and sometimes kill you horribly? Amazing. I'm so on board. Tell me more.
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Does anyone else feel like the word "polycule" outlived the words "polyamory" and "polyamorous"
I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore
I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Does anyone else feel like the word "polycule" outlived the words "polyamory" and "polyamorous"
I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore
I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore
What happens if you praise someone with a degradation kink? Do they just like, die?
September 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
What happens if you praise someone with a degradation kink? Do they just like, die?
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I LOVE PIXEL ART
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I LOVE PIXEL ART
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I swear to god Team Cherry could fuck your bitch and some of yall would say thank you, claiming it’s part of their grand design.
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I swear to god Team Cherry could fuck your bitch and some of yall would say thank you, claiming it’s part of their grand design.
Everyone has a word that they HATE. HATE, HATE, HATE. Mine is "television". I don't know why, I've always hated it. The way it sounds, the way it feels to say. I just can't put my finger on it
What word do you hate? I'm curious
What word do you hate? I'm curious
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Everyone has a word that they HATE. HATE, HATE, HATE. Mine is "television". I don't know why, I've always hated it. The way it sounds, the way it feels to say. I just can't put my finger on it
What word do you hate? I'm curious
What word do you hate? I'm curious
I hate the word "laid" it sounds so not cute. Start saying "boinked" instead.
September 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I hate the word "laid" it sounds so not cute. Start saying "boinked" instead.
Big Employment doesn't want me to make out with hot nonbinaries for hours on end.
Sigh.
I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts?
Sigh.
I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts?
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Big Employment doesn't want me to make out with hot nonbinaries for hours on end.
Sigh.
I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts?
Sigh.
I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts?
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You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis
The purest form of bonding is making jokes with your friends about your genitals and casually saying you have the ones you don't mutually knowing you're both lying but it makes you feel a little better about yourself
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The purest form of bonding is making jokes with your friends about your genitals and casually saying you have the ones you don't mutually knowing you're both lying but it makes you feel a little better about yourself
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I love that the hollow knight community has universally settled on Hornet being a brooding dirtbag playboy lesbian
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I love that the hollow knight community has universally settled on Hornet being a brooding dirtbag playboy lesbian