Bandana Idiot
@adamsonhockey.bsky.social
Adequate at most things. Chaotic good.
He looks like he’s about to demand Flotsam and Jetsam do his bidding
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He looks like he’s about to demand Flotsam and Jetsam do his bidding
“Edmonton’s giving 50 million in cap to four players! It’s a huge problem!”
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
June 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Edmonton’s giving 50 million in cap to four players! It’s a huge problem!”
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
That call is absolutely laughable
May 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That call is absolutely laughable
Let's look at some EDGE data from the NHL and assess the "oilers are just giving up too much" claim.
They're not. Only half of the Kings goals have come from what the NHL deems "high danger" areas. The rest are from outside, or weird areas like behind the net.
Say it with me now - Goaltending.
They're not. Only half of the Kings goals have come from what the NHL deems "high danger" areas. The rest are from outside, or weird areas like behind the net.
Say it with me now - Goaltending.
April 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Let's look at some EDGE data from the NHL and assess the "oilers are just giving up too much" claim.
They're not. Only half of the Kings goals have come from what the NHL deems "high danger" areas. The rest are from outside, or weird areas like behind the net.
Say it with me now - Goaltending.
They're not. Only half of the Kings goals have come from what the NHL deems "high danger" areas. The rest are from outside, or weird areas like behind the net.
Say it with me now - Goaltending.
It's so far beyond tedious now
April 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's so far beyond tedious now
Regarding the newest Oiler, Atro Leppanen - he’s evidently had a long and winding road to get to where he is today. Worked seasonal jobs changing tires as recently as a few years ago to supplement his hockey income.
April 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Regarding the newest Oiler, Atro Leppanen - he’s evidently had a long and winding road to get to where he is today. Worked seasonal jobs changing tires as recently as a few years ago to supplement his hockey income.
If you know, you know.
March 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you know, you know.
Fitting that Mr Watters, a state propagandist, bears a shocking resemblance to Stanley Tucci’s character in the Hunger Games.
March 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fitting that Mr Watters, a state propagandist, bears a shocking resemblance to Stanley Tucci’s character in the Hunger Games.
I, again, am baffled that anyone thinks that this grifting dipshit is a genius.
February 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I, again, am baffled that anyone thinks that this grifting dipshit is a genius.
Sir I’ve been told that Canada has won in overtime
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sir I’ve been told that Canada has won in overtime
Crosspost from the bad place - and no I didn't crop the person out because he's garbage
Conservatives are so terrified of Mark Carney they're resorting to shit like this. Incredibly weak. No wonder he's kicking their ass up and down the country in the polls without even being in power yet.
Conservatives are so terrified of Mark Carney they're resorting to shit like this. Incredibly weak. No wonder he's kicking their ass up and down the country in the polls without even being in power yet.
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Crosspost from the bad place - and no I didn't crop the person out because he's garbage
Conservatives are so terrified of Mark Carney they're resorting to shit like this. Incredibly weak. No wonder he's kicking their ass up and down the country in the polls without even being in power yet.
Conservatives are so terrified of Mark Carney they're resorting to shit like this. Incredibly weak. No wonder he's kicking their ass up and down the country in the polls without even being in power yet.
"Bouchard hasn't been as good as last year"
Got news for ya, Spec, there's quite a bit of that going around.
Also where's the piece on what's looking like an awful summer from management? Lost Holloway for beans, the additions all look underwhelming, both goalies worse... why single out one guy?
Got news for ya, Spec, there's quite a bit of that going around.
Also where's the piece on what's looking like an awful summer from management? Lost Holloway for beans, the additions all look underwhelming, both goalies worse... why single out one guy?
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Bouchard hasn't been as good as last year"
Got news for ya, Spec, there's quite a bit of that going around.
Also where's the piece on what's looking like an awful summer from management? Lost Holloway for beans, the additions all look underwhelming, both goalies worse... why single out one guy?
Got news for ya, Spec, there's quite a bit of that going around.
Also where's the piece on what's looking like an awful summer from management? Lost Holloway for beans, the additions all look underwhelming, both goalies worse... why single out one guy?
This is a deep cut but I’m going to tell Trump this is our Fentanyl Czar
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is a deep cut but I’m going to tell Trump this is our Fentanyl Czar
Next we're going to tell him that American banks are allowed here (they already are) and we're naming a town in Saskatchewan Miami (it already is).
We'll also show him the Sabres Buffaslug logo and tell him it's in his honor
We'll also show him the Sabres Buffaslug logo and tell him it's in his honor
February 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Next we're going to tell him that American banks are allowed here (they already are) and we're naming a town in Saskatchewan Miami (it already is).
We'll also show him the Sabres Buffaslug logo and tell him it's in his honor
We'll also show him the Sabres Buffaslug logo and tell him it's in his honor
From the Shit place:
My guess is that there will be a postponement, just like Mexico. He claims victory. His idiot cabal circles around to kiss the ring. We continue on the stupidest roller coaster in existence for the next at least four years
My guess is that there will be a postponement, just like Mexico. He claims victory. His idiot cabal circles around to kiss the ring. We continue on the stupidest roller coaster in existence for the next at least four years
February 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
From the Shit place:
My guess is that there will be a postponement, just like Mexico. He claims victory. His idiot cabal circles around to kiss the ring. We continue on the stupidest roller coaster in existence for the next at least four years
My guess is that there will be a postponement, just like Mexico. He claims victory. His idiot cabal circles around to kiss the ring. We continue on the stupidest roller coaster in existence for the next at least four years
OilersBluesky is small, but it’s growing!
January 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
OilersBluesky is small, but it’s growing!
Since this is a difficult thing for some to understand, I made a nice, simple chart.
McDavid is *not* being protected this season. He is *not* drawing calls. He USED to, which is why a ten year sample size of "BUH HE DRAWS MORE THAN ANYBODY" is technically true, but currently, it's bullshit.
McDavid is *not* being protected this season. He is *not* drawing calls. He USED to, which is why a ten year sample size of "BUH HE DRAWS MORE THAN ANYBODY" is technically true, but currently, it's bullshit.
January 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Since this is a difficult thing for some to understand, I made a nice, simple chart.
McDavid is *not* being protected this season. He is *not* drawing calls. He USED to, which is why a ten year sample size of "BUH HE DRAWS MORE THAN ANYBODY" is technically true, but currently, it's bullshit.
McDavid is *not* being protected this season. He is *not* drawing calls. He USED to, which is why a ten year sample size of "BUH HE DRAWS MORE THAN ANYBODY" is technically true, but currently, it's bullshit.
Chris Drury is having himself an interesting morning
December 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Chris Drury is having himself an interesting morning
First posts are hard
July 4, 2023 at 9:11 PM
First posts are hard