Bandana Idiot
@adamsonhockey.bsky.social
Adequate at most things. Chaotic good.
Meanwhile in Edmonton you get towels ordered four years ago and have to pay to watch preseason games and postgame content.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Meanwhile in Edmonton you get towels ordered four years ago and have to pay to watch preseason games and postgame content.
He looks like he’s about to demand Flotsam and Jetsam do his bidding
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He looks like he’s about to demand Flotsam and Jetsam do his bidding
In all seriousness it’ll either have to be under 24/7 guard or they’ll have to hide the location.
If they don’t, it’ll see more piss than a Roger’s Place sink.
If they don’t, it’ll see more piss than a Roger’s Place sink.
I can't wait to pee on Trump's tombstone. And I won't be the only one. They should install a drain.
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In all seriousness it’ll either have to be under 24/7 guard or they’ll have to hide the location.
If they don’t, it’ll see more piss than a Roger’s Place sink.
If they don’t, it’ll see more piss than a Roger’s Place sink.
MAGAS: “WELL WUDDABOUT *insert non Trump person rumoured to be on the Epstein list*”
Look, I’ll make this real easy. If they raped children, bury their ass under the jail. Bury them face down. Without exception or remorse.
Look, I’ll make this real easy. If they raped children, bury their ass under the jail. Bury them face down. Without exception or remorse.
July 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
MAGAS: “WELL WUDDABOUT *insert non Trump person rumoured to be on the Epstein list*”
Look, I’ll make this real easy. If they raped children, bury their ass under the jail. Bury them face down. Without exception or remorse.
Look, I’ll make this real easy. If they raped children, bury their ass under the jail. Bury them face down. Without exception or remorse.
The funniest thing about the Isaac Howard discourse is all the fans of other teams losing their minds that he prefers to go by Ike.
This is the equivalent of a dude named Johnathan saying he prefers John. This truly is not that big a deal, yall.
This is the equivalent of a dude named Johnathan saying he prefers John. This truly is not that big a deal, yall.
July 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The funniest thing about the Isaac Howard discourse is all the fans of other teams losing their minds that he prefers to go by Ike.
This is the equivalent of a dude named Johnathan saying he prefers John. This truly is not that big a deal, yall.
This is the equivalent of a dude named Johnathan saying he prefers John. This truly is not that big a deal, yall.
With all the Nurse drama going around, I feel it necessary to say:
Don't get mad at players for signing contracts they're offered. Their agent's job is to get them the most money they can. It's the GM's job to decide if the ask is reasonable and make moves if they decide the answer is "no".
Don't get mad at players for signing contracts they're offered. Their agent's job is to get them the most money they can. It's the GM's job to decide if the ask is reasonable and make moves if they decide the answer is "no".
July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
With all the Nurse drama going around, I feel it necessary to say:
Don't get mad at players for signing contracts they're offered. Their agent's job is to get them the most money they can. It's the GM's job to decide if the ask is reasonable and make moves if they decide the answer is "no".
Don't get mad at players for signing contracts they're offered. Their agent's job is to get them the most money they can. It's the GM's job to decide if the ask is reasonable and make moves if they decide the answer is "no".
1) he’s right
2) I wish the Oilers would do something besides live their lives to the Sith’s “rule of two” (in this case, there must always be two highly questionable individuals employe)
2) I wish the Oilers would do something besides live their lives to the Sith’s “rule of two” (in this case, there must always be two highly questionable individuals employe)
They're very clearly positioning to sign Carter Hart when he's cleared to return to the NHL.
July 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
1) he’s right
2) I wish the Oilers would do something besides live their lives to the Sith’s “rule of two” (in this case, there must always be two highly questionable individuals employe)
2) I wish the Oilers would do something besides live their lives to the Sith’s “rule of two” (in this case, there must always be two highly questionable individuals employe)
End of a (dubious) era: Per Gregor on the Bad Place, Dustin Schwartz will not be the goaltending coach of the Oilers next year.
Couple thoughts.
1) It's a long overdue change. No matter how good a coach is, messages and voices can get stale over time. New perspective was badly needed.
Couple thoughts.
1) It's a long overdue change. No matter how good a coach is, messages and voices can get stale over time. New perspective was badly needed.
July 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
End of a (dubious) era: Per Gregor on the Bad Place, Dustin Schwartz will not be the goaltending coach of the Oilers next year.
Couple thoughts.
1) It's a long overdue change. No matter how good a coach is, messages and voices can get stale over time. New perspective was badly needed.
Couple thoughts.
1) It's a long overdue change. No matter how good a coach is, messages and voices can get stale over time. New perspective was badly needed.
My idea of being rich is getting to a position where it’s 830pm on a Sunday and I’m dreading having to work tomorrow I can simply decide, you know what, fuck work, I’m taking the week off instead.
Today is not that day… but someday.
Today is not that day… but someday.
July 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My idea of being rich is getting to a position where it’s 830pm on a Sunday and I’m dreading having to work tomorrow I can simply decide, you know what, fuck work, I’m taking the week off instead.
Today is not that day… but someday.
Today is not that day… but someday.
The problem with really only being a diehard fan of one sport is once hockey ends my number of distractions is severely reduced - and rawdogging real life stuff right now is absolutely not it, because of *derisive gesture to the south*.
July 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The problem with really only being a diehard fan of one sport is once hockey ends my number of distractions is severely reduced - and rawdogging real life stuff right now is absolutely not it, because of *derisive gesture to the south*.
Curtis Lazar signs in Edmonton on a league minimum deal
Another bet I really like. He's strictly a 4th liner now, but he's quick, solid defensively, can help the PK, and just a great dude. He'll help both on the ice and in the room. He's one of those guys that is good at keeping things light.
Another bet I really like. He's strictly a 4th liner now, but he's quick, solid defensively, can help the PK, and just a great dude. He'll help both on the ice and in the room. He's one of those guys that is good at keeping things light.
July 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Curtis Lazar signs in Edmonton on a league minimum deal
Another bet I really like. He's strictly a 4th liner now, but he's quick, solid defensively, can help the PK, and just a great dude. He'll help both on the ice and in the room. He's one of those guys that is good at keeping things light.
Another bet I really like. He's strictly a 4th liner now, but he's quick, solid defensively, can help the PK, and just a great dude. He'll help both on the ice and in the room. He's one of those guys that is good at keeping things light.
Mangiapane is a nice signing. I like him a good bit.
Bring in Isaac Howard and some bottom six meat like Leason or Lauko and I think we're in business.
Goaltending I expect will be a longer term fix.
Bring in Isaac Howard and some bottom six meat like Leason or Lauko and I think we're in business.
Goaltending I expect will be a longer term fix.
July 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mangiapane is a nice signing. I like him a good bit.
Bring in Isaac Howard and some bottom six meat like Leason or Lauko and I think we're in business.
Goaltending I expect will be a longer term fix.
Bring in Isaac Howard and some bottom six meat like Leason or Lauko and I think we're in business.
Goaltending I expect will be a longer term fix.
“Oilers fans need to give Bowman time. Would you rather he did what Holland did today?!”
If only there were options between “do absolutely fuck all nothing” and “slam your dick in a car door until it explodes”
If only there were options between “do absolutely fuck all nothing” and “slam your dick in a car door until it explodes”
July 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Oilers fans need to give Bowman time. Would you rather he did what Holland did today?!”
If only there were options between “do absolutely fuck all nothing” and “slam your dick in a car door until it explodes”
If only there were options between “do absolutely fuck all nothing” and “slam your dick in a car door until it explodes”
Pretty sure Bowman is just running a thought experiment called “what if the Oilers didn’t exist” at this point
July 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Pretty sure Bowman is just running a thought experiment called “what if the Oilers didn’t exist” at this point
Kenny Holland being the GM of a team you hate is so much better than Kenny Holland being the GM of a team you love
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Kenny Holland being the GM of a team you hate is so much better than Kenny Holland being the GM of a team you love
The Oilers, between Arvidsson, J Skinner, Perry, and Brown, have lost 63 goals from last season’s roster. Probably another 15-20 if Kane was healthy.
We go live to Stan Bowman to get his plan to replace them:
We go live to Stan Bowman to get his plan to replace them:
a group of kids standing around a sleeping snorlax in a field
ALT: a group of kids standing around a sleeping snorlax in a field
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July 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Oilers, between Arvidsson, J Skinner, Perry, and Brown, have lost 63 goals from last season’s roster. Probably another 15-20 if Kane was healthy.
We go live to Stan Bowman to get his plan to replace them:
We go live to Stan Bowman to get his plan to replace them:
“Edmonton’s giving 50 million in cap to four players! It’s a huge problem!”
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
June 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Edmonton’s giving 50 million in cap to four players! It’s a huge problem!”
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
It is a problem. Allow me to illuminate the problem in question:
Less like free agent frenzy tomorrow, more like casual free agent grazing
June 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Less like free agent frenzy tomorrow, more like casual free agent grazing
NHL free agency is going to be insane I think.
There are more teams desperate for help that have cap space to burn than there are decent players available, and with the rapidly escalating cap some pretty middling guys are going to get *paid*.
There are more teams desperate for help that have cap space to burn than there are decent players available, and with the rapidly escalating cap some pretty middling guys are going to get *paid*.
June 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NHL free agency is going to be insane I think.
There are more teams desperate for help that have cap space to burn than there are decent players available, and with the rapidly escalating cap some pretty middling guys are going to get *paid*.
There are more teams desperate for help that have cap space to burn than there are decent players available, and with the rapidly escalating cap some pretty middling guys are going to get *paid*.
I don’t know if John Gibson is/was the answer… but I do know that Skinner and Pickard aren’t.
June 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t know if John Gibson is/was the answer… but I do know that Skinner and Pickard aren’t.
Given current rumblings about the team and who's staying/going, your 25-26 Oilers look something like this right now:
RNH-McDavid-Hyman
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Savoie
Henrique-Frederic-Tomasek
Janmark-Philp-Kapanen
Ekholm-Bouchard
Nurse-Walman
Kulak-Emberson
Stecher
Skinner
Pickard
I'm underwhelmed.
RNH-McDavid-Hyman
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Savoie
Henrique-Frederic-Tomasek
Janmark-Philp-Kapanen
Ekholm-Bouchard
Nurse-Walman
Kulak-Emberson
Stecher
Skinner
Pickard
I'm underwhelmed.
June 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Given current rumblings about the team and who's staying/going, your 25-26 Oilers look something like this right now:
RNH-McDavid-Hyman
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Savoie
Henrique-Frederic-Tomasek
Janmark-Philp-Kapanen
Ekholm-Bouchard
Nurse-Walman
Kulak-Emberson
Stecher
Skinner
Pickard
I'm underwhelmed.
RNH-McDavid-Hyman
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Savoie
Henrique-Frederic-Tomasek
Janmark-Philp-Kapanen
Ekholm-Bouchard
Nurse-Walman
Kulak-Emberson
Stecher
Skinner
Pickard
I'm underwhelmed.
Word to the wise:
Turn off the clicking when you type on your iPhone. It’s an easy setting and provides no value. The people around you want to kill you.
Source: me, in an airport lounge, wanting to kill someone stone dead whose audible typing is on.
Turn off the clicking when you type on your iPhone. It’s an easy setting and provides no value. The people around you want to kill you.
Source: me, in an airport lounge, wanting to kill someone stone dead whose audible typing is on.
June 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Word to the wise:
Turn off the clicking when you type on your iPhone. It’s an easy setting and provides no value. The people around you want to kill you.
Source: me, in an airport lounge, wanting to kill someone stone dead whose audible typing is on.
Turn off the clicking when you type on your iPhone. It’s an easy setting and provides no value. The people around you want to kill you.
Source: me, in an airport lounge, wanting to kill someone stone dead whose audible typing is on.
Evander Kane going to the most dysfunctional locker room in the league is the funniest thing that could have happened
June 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Evander Kane going to the most dysfunctional locker room in the league is the funniest thing that could have happened
I AM CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING A TRADE DEAL WITH MY LOCAL DONAIR SHOP
PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WILL BE THE BEST DEAL EVER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
BANDAMA J IDIOT
PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WILL BE THE BEST DEAL EVER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
BANDAMA J IDIOT
June 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I AM CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING A TRADE DEAL WITH MY LOCAL DONAIR SHOP
PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WILL BE THE BEST DEAL EVER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
BANDAMA J IDIOT
PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WILL BE THE BEST DEAL EVER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
BANDAMA J IDIOT
Trump: you guys have a ceasefire now! Be good!
Israel: *fart noise*
Iran: *fart noise*
Trump: I am very respected
Israel: *fart noise*
Iran: *fart noise*
Trump: I am very respected
June 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump: you guys have a ceasefire now! Be good!
Israel: *fart noise*
Iran: *fart noise*
Trump: I am very respected
Israel: *fart noise*
Iran: *fart noise*
Trump: I am very respected