who knows maybe the joint will revitalize me and i’ll do some late night cleaning otherwise i have to put myself to bed early so i can clean up before work

my roommate gets back from a long trip tomorrow night and she left the apartment pristine before she flew out and she deserves to come home to a clean house dammit i need to be able to function well enough to be a good roommate

“does it help to know the guilt from neglecting our relationship was very literally keeping me up at night do you know how aware i am that i do not deserve your grace or your friendship” lmao

me to my friends every 6–12 months “despite what my behavior these months communicated i love you and value your friendship immensely and i’m sorry for being so debilitatingly anxious that even though i understood the issue the entire time i can only now express my perspective and apologies to you”

i love love love the romance genre and there are so many talented writers telling beautiful, interesting, and inventive stories but it’s also a genre people don’t take seriously and therefore think anyone can write so there’re a lot of irritatingly underbaked novels to dnf in pursuit of good romance

i don’t want to read about people with victim complexes being fixed by developing a relationship with their soulmate i want to read about interesting complex confident characters being cute and making each other’s lives richer!!

honestly maybe romance novels have always been like this and i’ve just grown less patient with these types of people and by extension these types of characters but it’s felt like there’s been an uptick

ok don’t forget ur scuba suit

has it enticed you??

would like to point out that i was right

anyway i guess good for zach and kaity. he’s a thumb but hey if she’s happy then great. at least he’s a symmetrical thumb

ik people like to count them as bachelor successes but if you had to exchange your fiancee i’m so sorry but you actually did not succeed at being the bachelor