slay

people make fun of me for taking screenshots of fucking everything, for never deleting my screenshots, for having thousands upon thousands of screenshots, but how else would i ensure that important phone-based moments in my life are recorded and preserved. how else would i still have gems like this

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yes isaac, i’m sure the ladies are all dying for a piece of your butt-crusted floor mattress. they’re gonna be so hot for you when they find out you outed your ex partner online to try to garner sympathy. your catnapping rap sheet will really get them going

as someone who once made don lothario father 705 children in a single save file… hey…. what?

learned about little lord fauntleroy today. what the fuck lmao

if u have a halo on ur engagement ring u look like this to me

vape jr. american girl doll vape. vape for little cats

i love to Wake Up in a morning