TIL that racism, fascism, authoritarianism, and excusing the deaths of thousands of children a year as "worth it" is "practicing politics the right way," which is funny, 'cause I always thought that was "being an absolute ghoul."

Today's installment of Articles Literally No One Should Need.

They're leaving out all the craproot!

"JD you ignorant slut!"

I'm just glad to know we've got qualified, battle-tested people at the wheel.

I don't think @jd-vance-1.bsky.social was on the group text for this one.

The nice thing about all this is that we won't have to worry about increased terrorist attacks against the US. After all, we've got Thomas Fugate, a 22-year-old intern with rigor mortis of the eyebrow, handling counterterrorism for the DHS.

The sum total of all things that were, are, and shall be.

I know there's a lot to be upset about right now, but at the same time, the Moon is so goddamn rad, you guys.

Possibly the most shameful, disgraceful, despicable thing the United States has done in my lifetime (although it's got competition). The people of Ukraine face destruction and genocide at the hands of an authoritarian murderer, and what's the response of the United States of America?

These just showed up in my feed right next to each other, and I love the thought of @sorenbowie.bsky.social tweeting out a 6969 joke, putting his phone down, sitting still for thirteen minutes, and then realizing he's got another home run on his hands and he's gotta tell the world.

See what happens, @gallego.senate.gov ? My guess is, a handful of Dems argue that another ground war in the Middle East is a bad idea, they get called antisemites for opposing a textbook definition of genocide, and the rest of you fold like cheap laundry. But sure, go for it.