Adam
@adamofftherails.bsky.social
Train Driver. Past it but still cool in my head.
“Sycamore gaplings” was right there! 👏
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“Sycamore gaplings” was right there! 👏
Spotted in the Blackpool North mess room
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spotted in the Blackpool North mess room
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
My wife just made toast for our daughter but dropped the plate and all toast went on the floor. “Do you want this floor toast?” She asked me before she threw it away. I’m one step above the bin in the food chain here, so yeah, this news is not surprising to me.
My wife just made toast for our daughter but dropped the plate and all toast went on the floor. “Do you want this floor toast?” She asked me before she threw it away. I’m one step above the bin in the food chain here, so yeah, this news is not surprising to me.
Marriage triples risk of obesity in men – but not women, study reveals
Polish research also finds increased risk of both sexes being overweight if married
www.theguardian.com
March 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
My wife just made toast for our daughter but dropped the plate and all toast went on the floor. “Do you want this floor toast?” She asked me before she threw it away. I’m one step above the bin in the food chain here, so yeah, this news is not surprising to me.
My wife just made toast for our daughter but dropped the plate and all toast went on the floor. “Do you want this floor toast?” She asked me before she threw it away. I’m one step above the bin in the food chain here, so yeah, this news is not surprising to me.
Are the Creme Eggs free range?
February 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Are the Creme Eggs free range?
Everyone’s doing favourite #book of the year so wanted to share mine, just under the wire! Train Dreams is a 20 year old novella that isn’t actually about trains. But is a brilliant and touching story about loss and solitude by the late master Denis Johnson. Essential reading.
December 31, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Everyone’s doing favourite #book of the year so wanted to share mine, just under the wire! Train Dreams is a 20 year old novella that isn’t actually about trains. But is a brilliant and touching story about loss and solitude by the late master Denis Johnson. Essential reading.
Just overhearing two guys chatting in the pub about an attempted burglary one experienced
Guy 1: I realised the only weapons I had in the bedroom were a Yankee candle and an iron
Guy 2: Sounds like a proper Home Alone situation.
Great bantz 🫡
Guy 1: I realised the only weapons I had in the bedroom were a Yankee candle and an iron
Guy 2: Sounds like a proper Home Alone situation.
Great bantz 🫡
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Just overhearing two guys chatting in the pub about an attempted burglary one experienced
Guy 1: I realised the only weapons I had in the bedroom were a Yankee candle and an iron
Guy 2: Sounds like a proper Home Alone situation.
Great bantz 🫡
Guy 1: I realised the only weapons I had in the bedroom were a Yankee candle and an iron
Guy 2: Sounds like a proper Home Alone situation.
Great bantz 🫡
A tree has fallen on trinity way and is blocking all traffic going up to the arena. So glad I’m not stuck in that! #manchester
December 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM
A tree has fallen on trinity way and is blocking all traffic going up to the arena. So glad I’m not stuck in that! #manchester
It gives me no pleasure to say I am once again abandoning an attempt at reading Moby Dick. Moby Dick is becoming something of a white whale for me personally.
December 18, 2024 at 10:25 AM
It gives me no pleasure to say I am once again abandoning an attempt at reading Moby Dick. Moby Dick is becoming something of a white whale for me personally.
Acquaintance, seeing my phone lock screen: Aww is that your daughter?
Me: No Susan thats just an intimate shot of some random baby.
Me: No Susan thats just an intimate shot of some random baby.
November 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Acquaintance, seeing my phone lock screen: Aww is that your daughter?
Me: No Susan thats just an intimate shot of some random baby.
Me: No Susan thats just an intimate shot of some random baby.
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“Treebeard and Bushbush”
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 PM
“Treebeard and Bushbush”
Shift workers reading the news
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Shift workers reading the news
Reposted by Adam
FFS there was just a question on The Chase celeb special about what percentage of global CO2 emissions were produced by the worlds top 100 companies. When Mark Pougatch correctly guessed 71% the audience cheered instead of destroying the studio and ransoming Bradley Walsh until something was done 🤦♂️
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
FFS there was just a question on The Chase celeb special about what percentage of global CO2 emissions were produced by the worlds top 100 companies. When Mark Pougatch correctly guessed 71% the audience cheered instead of destroying the studio and ransoming Bradley Walsh until something was done 🤦♂️
Just here looking for alternatives to the hellsite, may occasionally post some train adjacent content.
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Just here looking for alternatives to the hellsite, may occasionally post some train adjacent content.