In terms of spectacular news stories this has got to be up there with the death of Elvis and the moon landings! The main difference is that while the first two were fake, they had everyone really engrossed, whereas this one is real but no one gives a flying fuck.

I wouldn’t mind paying the license fee if the BBC stopped reporting on news and current affairs and redirected the budget to sport and entertainment.

If you hate your job move industries immediately, don’t wait. If you haven’t already quit drinking/drugs/smoking do it immediately, focus on your health and purchase the most comprehensive life insurance you can afford. Decide whether you want children and, if so, have them sooner, not later.

Quit the job I hated and which had me suicidal (office work) and started a new job working on the railway. Now, instead of worrying I am wasting my life, I worry that I’m going lose this new life that I love. Got to worry and stress about something. The anxiety won’t just evaporate I’m afraid.

Amis - Lucky Jim narrated by James Lailey,
Malouf - An Imaginery Life n/b Paul English,
McEwan - Solar n/b Roger Allam
Johnson - Train Dreams n/b Will Patton.

Also I second the suggestion of the first law trilogy narrated by Steven Pacey, I still hear those characters in my head sometimes.

Harris is currently as happy as a hog in shit, getting paid to churn out this sanctimonious bollocks. But he certainly squealed like a stuck pig when the prospect of actual change reared its head. Well played Simon, these people shouldn’t be allowed to forget what they did.

Nah. Agree with all the other comments they just want to get at your base and water down your message with their well practiced handwringing and straw man arguments about ‘long term plans’ and bigger pictures.

Cat shit get banged

I post therefore I am

Fairly sure City were found guilty of the charges but have negotiated behind closed doors to throw this season in order to keep all their titles and avoid bringing the game into disrepute. Getting serious kayfabe vibes from this slump.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

She stinks to high fucking heaven. Trying to bulldoze community cemetery’s to benefit property developers, spamming tenuous AS complaints to derail democratically elected officials and then dodging paying taxes herself. ‘It takes a thief to catch a thief’ is that the thinking?

They run a St Patrick themed novelty store. All their hats are green but they’re not actually their hats, just yet-to-be sold stock.

He needs to go bigger and bolder with his blusher

As does assisted dying, really. It’s certainly in direct contradiction of the original hypocratic oath.