Adam Bash
@adambash.com
Creator and voice of SAYER. Storyteller on Brute Force. ½ of LaserHammer (he/him)
When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."
Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.
I'm so happy to see you out here preaching the good word of Keefe
a man with long blonde hair wearing a black shirt
ALT: a man with long blonde hair wearing a black shirt
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November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm so happy to see you out here preaching the good word of Keefe
I hear you can get all the info on all things Kenny Omega just by googling "Omegaverse"
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hear you can get all the info on all things Kenny Omega just by googling "Omegaverse"
Skunk feels like the easy answer so I'll say penguin.
Source: Every zoo I've ever been to.
Source: Every zoo I've ever been to.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Skunk feels like the easy answer so I'll say penguin.
Source: Every zoo I've ever been to.
Source: Every zoo I've ever been to.
I mean it sounds like you're one pair of skates away from embracing roller derby.
October 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I mean it sounds like you're one pair of skates away from embracing roller derby.
I also got in trouble for drawing comics in school of a Canadian superhero, albeit mine was an original character named Turbo Moose and his sidekick Blipshit the Squirrel.
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I also got in trouble for drawing comics in school of a Canadian superhero, albeit mine was an original character named Turbo Moose and his sidekick Blipshit the Squirrel.
I'm the words of Missy Elliot:
"Challaaaaah, ain't no stopping me"
"Challaaaaah, ain't no stopping me"
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm the words of Missy Elliot:
"Challaaaaah, ain't no stopping me"
"Challaaaaah, ain't no stopping me"
Yeah, Janice, I guess everyone's saying the "love thy neighbor" stuff was actually the most important bit?
September 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah, Janice, I guess everyone's saying the "love thy neighbor" stuff was actually the most important bit?
Surely season 2 will make everything ok!
Am I remembering right that we're getting New Vegas??
Am I remembering right that we're getting New Vegas??
September 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Surely season 2 will make everything ok!
Am I remembering right that we're getting New Vegas??
Am I remembering right that we're getting New Vegas??
Hey but what's with the first paragraph of that press release?
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey but what's with the first paragraph of that press release?
Is the appeal of Dubai chocolate how much pistachio cream looks like weed filling?
August 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Is the appeal of Dubai chocolate how much pistachio cream looks like weed filling?
Sounds like somebody needs seven more lines of coke
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sounds like somebody needs seven more lines of coke
Oh dang I remember that place! Happy birthday!
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh dang I remember that place! Happy birthday!
Any amount of grace you're considering extending to the author of Heathcliff is too much I promise.
August 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Any amount of grace you're considering extending to the author of Heathcliff is too much I promise.