Adam Bash
@adambash.com
Creator and voice of SAYER. Storyteller on Brute Force. ½ of LaserHammer (he/him)
My package of Motts fruit snacks had exactly TWO (2) fruit snacks in it today.
Motts and I are now mortal enemies.
Motts and I are now mortal enemies.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My package of Motts fruit snacks had exactly TWO (2) fruit snacks in it today.
Motts and I are now mortal enemies.
Motts and I are now mortal enemies.
I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
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I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
So listen up everybody because we only have like a day to get this right if we're going to grift the rapture.
We all go to work tomorrow and tell the believers about all the people we know that got raptured. Ironically they had all donated or volunteered for pro-LGBTQ and pro-immigration causes.
We all go to work tomorrow and tell the believers about all the people we know that got raptured. Ironically they had all donated or volunteered for pro-LGBTQ and pro-immigration causes.
September 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So listen up everybody because we only have like a day to get this right if we're going to grift the rapture.
We all go to work tomorrow and tell the believers about all the people we know that got raptured. Ironically they had all donated or volunteered for pro-LGBTQ and pro-immigration causes.
We all go to work tomorrow and tell the believers about all the people we know that got raptured. Ironically they had all donated or volunteered for pro-LGBTQ and pro-immigration causes.
My family, flummoxed because the internet is going so slowly: 🤷🏼🤷🏼♀️
Me, secretly halfway through the 60gb Borderlands 4 download:
Me, secretly halfway through the 60gb Borderlands 4 download:
a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
ALT: a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
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September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My family, flummoxed because the internet is going so slowly: 🤷🏼🤷🏼♀️
Me, secretly halfway through the 60gb Borderlands 4 download:
Me, secretly halfway through the 60gb Borderlands 4 download:
Sometimes I just want to watch Bo Burnham videos without all the YouTube ads subtly shading my mental health.
Bo Burnham All Eyes On Me GIF
ALT: Bo Burnham All Eyes On Me GIF
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September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes I just want to watch Bo Burnham videos without all the YouTube ads subtly shading my mental health.
I mean beyond the nonsensical nature of what's going on here, how does Grandpa have the angle to see Heathcliff's painting and this the needed context for what that kid is even saying?
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I mean beyond the nonsensical nature of what's going on here, how does Grandpa have the angle to see Heathcliff's painting and this the needed context for what that kid is even saying?
It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.
August 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.
It should be a felony to put mints in the same bowl as other candies. They infect everything with their coldspice nature.
August 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It should be a felony to put mints in the same bowl as other candies. They infect everything with their coldspice nature.
Finally got to play Blood on the Clocktower at GenCon and I was killed night one. Then I out-thought myself to the point I was CERTAIN everyone good was bad, everyone bad was good, and I marched the town to our inevitable demise.
So obviously we're playing again tomorrow.
So obviously we're playing again tomorrow.
August 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Finally got to play Blood on the Clocktower at GenCon and I was killed night one. Then I out-thought myself to the point I was CERTAIN everyone good was bad, everyone bad was good, and I marched the town to our inevitable demise.
So obviously we're playing again tomorrow.
So obviously we're playing again tomorrow.
I'm hearing so many horror stories of Indianapolis Airbnb owners cancelling on people last minute to take big $$$ under the table and I'm thrilled not to be in that boat.
GenCon savages.
GenCon savages.
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm hearing so many horror stories of Indianapolis Airbnb owners cancelling on people last minute to take big $$$ under the table and I'm thrilled not to be in that boat.
GenCon savages.
GenCon savages.
Surely someone!?!
Who do I know who's going to GenCon this year?
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Surely someone!?!
Superman was pretty good! It dips a toe into some very complicated geopolitical ethics questions and then expects you to accept the answer of "It's ok because you see Superman is good" which may bother you if you let yourself think about it but the secret is to not do that.
July 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Superman was pretty good! It dips a toe into some very complicated geopolitical ethics questions and then expects you to accept the answer of "It's ok because you see Superman is good" which may bother you if you let yourself think about it but the secret is to not do that.
2 out of the 3 flavors in the Hi-Chew fantasy mix are my favorites. And then there's Blue Hawaii: the chore.
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
2 out of the 3 flavors in the Hi-Chew fantasy mix are my favorites. And then there's Blue Hawaii: the chore.
I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise.
There's always a new rock bottom.
There's always a new rock bottom.
July 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise.
There's always a new rock bottom.
There's always a new rock bottom.
Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.
June 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a good person but then I remember I've NEVER reclined my seat on a plane.
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a good person but then I remember I've NEVER reclined my seat on a plane.
I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.
June 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.
I saw a Church's Chicken ad on insta and it was like "We moved to your town, find out where" and I clicked it and it gave me directions to a Quality Inn an hour away.
Is Church's tryna fuck?
Is Church's tryna fuck?
June 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I saw a Church's Chicken ad on insta and it was like "We moved to your town, find out where" and I clicked it and it gave me directions to a Quality Inn an hour away.
Is Church's tryna fuck?
Is Church's tryna fuck?
It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.
June 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.
I'm not saying Arby's is fantastic or anything, but I really think if it was a regional exclusive chain then it would be some people's entire personality.
June 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm not saying Arby's is fantastic or anything, but I really think if it was a regional exclusive chain then it would be some people's entire personality.
Heathcliff has been in full beef mode this week.
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Heathcliff has been in full beef mode this week.
Ice Cube loses me in the first verse of "It Was A Good Day" when he's happy his mom cooked a breakfast "with no hog."
The man hates bacon and I'm the only one out here screaming that the emperor's not wearing clothes.
The man hates bacon and I'm the only one out here screaming that the emperor's not wearing clothes.
June 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ice Cube loses me in the first verse of "It Was A Good Day" when he's happy his mom cooked a breakfast "with no hog."
The man hates bacon and I'm the only one out here screaming that the emperor's not wearing clothes.
The man hates bacon and I'm the only one out here screaming that the emperor's not wearing clothes.
The problem with everything tracking my every move online is that sometimes I want to hear the DC Talk version of Lean on Me but I sure as heck don't want a computer to REMEMBER that fact.
May 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The problem with everything tracking my every move online is that sometimes I want to hear the DC Talk version of Lean on Me but I sure as heck don't want a computer to REMEMBER that fact.
I'm not just showing you this because it makes no sense... that's every Heathcliff comic.
I'm showing you this because the man's beer belly (or arm?) is somehow clipping through the window he's standing behind.
What are we doing, Heathcliff????
I'm showing you this because the man's beer belly (or arm?) is somehow clipping through the window he's standing behind.
What are we doing, Heathcliff????
May 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not just showing you this because it makes no sense... that's every Heathcliff comic.
I'm showing you this because the man's beer belly (or arm?) is somehow clipping through the window he's standing behind.
What are we doing, Heathcliff????
I'm showing you this because the man's beer belly (or arm?) is somehow clipping through the window he's standing behind.
What are we doing, Heathcliff????