Adam Bash
@adambash.com
Creator and voice of SAYER. Storyteller on Brute Force. ½ of LaserHammer (he/him)
When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."
Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.
I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.
August 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.
I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise.
There's always a new rock bottom.
There's always a new rock bottom.
July 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise.
There's always a new rock bottom.
There's always a new rock bottom.
Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.
June 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.
I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.
June 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.
It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.
June 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.
Playing D&D tonight which means I'm spending all day finding the edges of my character's voice.
I'm trying so hard not to go full Uncle Baby Billy if only because I don't think I could sustain it.
I'm trying so hard not to go full Uncle Baby Billy if only because I don't think I could sustain it.
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Playing D&D tonight which means I'm spending all day finding the edges of my character's voice.
I'm trying so hard not to go full Uncle Baby Billy if only because I don't think I could sustain it.
I'm trying so hard not to go full Uncle Baby Billy if only because I don't think I could sustain it.
Ok but here's the thing...
May 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ok but here's the thing...
With the holograms beside me
I'll dance alone tonight
In a mirrored world, are you beside me
All my life?
I'll dance alone tonight
In a mirrored world, are you beside me
All my life?
April 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
With the holograms beside me
I'll dance alone tonight
In a mirrored world, are you beside me
All my life?
I'll dance alone tonight
In a mirrored world, are you beside me
All my life?
I'm gutted by the fact that Superplastic Toys has to go out of business due to our government's inability to understand how global economics works, but I've also never bought anything so fast as I just bought the full set of Gorillaz astronauts at 79% off.
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm gutted by the fact that Superplastic Toys has to go out of business due to our government's inability to understand how global economics works, but I've also never bought anything so fast as I just bought the full set of Gorillaz astronauts at 79% off.
Doesn't seem like it. I couldn't find this particular logo anywhere in my modest searching
March 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Doesn't seem like it. I couldn't find this particular logo anywhere in my modest searching
My uncle passed away 27 years ago and I was given his guitar recently (1973 Alvarez Yairi) by my other uncle.
Brought it by the local shop for a few repairs and a deep clean and it sounds so good!
Brought it by the local shop for a few repairs and a deep clean and it sounds so good!
March 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My uncle passed away 27 years ago and I was given his guitar recently (1973 Alvarez Yairi) by my other uncle.
Brought it by the local shop for a few repairs and a deep clean and it sounds so good!
Brought it by the local shop for a few repairs and a deep clean and it sounds so good!
When you forgot to start the dishwasher last night
March 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When you forgot to start the dishwasher last night
How you know teachers aren't cops in one chart:
March 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
How you know teachers aren't cops in one chart:
Sick-ass panther or sick ass-panther?
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sick-ass panther or sick ass-panther?
Magneto has moved/deflected it before. That's still a pretty far cry from actual control, but I guess it would depend on the author considering Red Hulk lifted and used it against Thor because he was in zero gravity. (this made everyone very angry)
March 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Magneto has moved/deflected it before. That's still a pretty far cry from actual control, but I guess it would depend on the author considering Red Hulk lifted and used it against Thor because he was in zero gravity. (this made everyone very angry)
It's purely coincidence that they all look like lightsabers. The big one is 5000 lumens. They're all rechargeable and the big one can even share battery power with a phone in emergencies.
March 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's purely coincidence that they all look like lightsabers. The big one is 5000 lumens. They're all rechargeable and the big one can even share battery power with a phone in emergencies.
Me at my coworkers daily bc they need to know
February 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me at my coworkers daily bc they need to know