At least four eels
@actuallythreeeels.bsky.social
Democracy, empathy, & mid-tier shitposting.
Vote, protest, boycott.
Vote with your ballot, voice, and wallet—oligarchs and fascists hate this one weird trick!
Vote, protest, boycott.
Vote with your ballot, voice, and wallet—oligarchs and fascists hate this one weird trick!
Next time someone says women are too emotional for politics, I cannot wait to point them to the treasure trove of hysteria that is June 5th, 2025.
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Next time someone says women are too emotional for politics, I cannot wait to point them to the treasure trove of hysteria that is June 5th, 2025.
If you ever suffer from imposter syndrome, just have a quick flip through the résumés and credentials of the current cabinet and remember that these people have been appointed to the highest offices in the country.
You got this.
You got this.
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you ever suffer from imposter syndrome, just have a quick flip through the résumés and credentials of the current cabinet and remember that these people have been appointed to the highest offices in the country.
You got this.
You got this.
BREAKING: America is just 50 corporations in a trenchcoat.
March 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
BREAKING: America is just 50 corporations in a trenchcoat.
"I can't complain"
Oh, no worries. I've got us covered!
Oh, no worries. I've got us covered!
March 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"I can't complain"
Oh, no worries. I've got us covered!
Oh, no worries. I've got us covered!
My internal monologue is authored in Comic Sans.
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My internal monologue is authored in Comic Sans.
@democrats.senate.gov—time to replace spineless cowards like @schumer.senate.gov & @fetterman.senate.gov with those who WILL defend democracy (see: @repjasmine.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, & @aoc.bsky.social).
Don't ask us for another cent until you align your votes with your constituents.
Don't ask us for another cent until you align your votes with your constituents.
March 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@democrats.senate.gov—time to replace spineless cowards like @schumer.senate.gov & @fetterman.senate.gov with those who WILL defend democracy (see: @repjasmine.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, & @aoc.bsky.social).
Don't ask us for another cent until you align your votes with your constituents.
Don't ask us for another cent until you align your votes with your constituents.
Have a panic attack. You've earned it. 😌
March 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Have a panic attack. You've earned it. 😌
Reposted by At least four eels
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
More of an anvil girl myself, but I support the piano industry leaning in on this occasion.
if we were still dropping pianos on people as punishment i don’t think we’d be in the predicament we are in now
March 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
More of an anvil girl myself, but I support the piano industry leaning in on this occasion.
Has anyone tried turning the United States off and on again?
March 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Has anyone tried turning the United States off and on again?
Friendly reminder that none of Elon's products actually work once he takes them over.
• Tesla
• Twitter
• The United States Government
• Parenthood
• SpaceX
• Tesla
• The United States Government
• Parenthood
• SpaceX
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Friendly reminder that none of Elon's products actually work once he takes them over.
• Tesla
• Twitter
• The United States Government
• Parenthood
• SpaceX
• Tesla
• The United States Government
• Parenthood
• SpaceX
Truly devastated to learn that "Spring forward" didn't mean "from the 1930s". What is this daylight even "saving" us from, then?
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Truly devastated to learn that "Spring forward" didn't mean "from the 1930s". What is this daylight even "saving" us from, then?
Reposted by At least four eels
Official petition to officially refer to him as Little Fascist Twerp Elon Musk in all mentions of him moving forward. Until the day where he's irrelevant again and we cease to reference him at all.
March 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Official petition to officially refer to him as Little Fascist Twerp Elon Musk in all mentions of him moving forward. Until the day where he's irrelevant again and we cease to reference him at all.
Against facism? Call your reps!
Esp. if you're represented by:
Ami Bera (Calif.)
Ed Case (Hawaii)
Jim Costa (Calif.)
Laura Gillen (N.Y.)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.)
Jim Himes (Conn.)
Chrissy Houlahan (Pa.)
Marcy Kaptur (Ohio)
Jared Moskowitz (Fla.)
Tom Suozzi (N.Y.)
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Esp. if you're represented by:
Ami Bera (Calif.)
Ed Case (Hawaii)
Jim Costa (Calif.)
Laura Gillen (N.Y.)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.)
Jim Himes (Conn.)
Chrissy Houlahan (Pa.)
Marcy Kaptur (Ohio)
Jared Moskowitz (Fla.)
Tom Suozzi (N.Y.)
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
These 10 Democrats voted to censure Al Green
Ten House Democrats joined Republicans in voting to censure Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) on Thursday, rebuking the 11-term congressman for his disruptive protest during President Trump’s speec…
thehill.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Against facism? Call your reps!
Esp. if you're represented by:
Ami Bera (Calif.)
Ed Case (Hawaii)
Jim Costa (Calif.)
Laura Gillen (N.Y.)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.)
Jim Himes (Conn.)
Chrissy Houlahan (Pa.)
Marcy Kaptur (Ohio)
Jared Moskowitz (Fla.)
Tom Suozzi (N.Y.)
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Esp. if you're represented by:
Ami Bera (Calif.)
Ed Case (Hawaii)
Jim Costa (Calif.)
Laura Gillen (N.Y.)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.)
Jim Himes (Conn.)
Chrissy Houlahan (Pa.)
Marcy Kaptur (Ohio)
Jared Moskowitz (Fla.)
Tom Suozzi (N.Y.)
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
The history books will look favourably upon Al Green. Unlike those who voted to censure him.
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
x.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The history books will look favourably upon Al Green. Unlike those who voted to censure him.
I pledge allegiance to the world that Jasmine Crockett and AOC are fighting to build.
March 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I pledge allegiance to the world that Jasmine Crockett and AOC are fighting to build.
[Shania Twain voice] Let's go, girls!
If (like me) you're tired of the patriarchy being the loudest voice in the room, and you're looking to see and hear more from the other 50% of the population and feminist allies, consider giving this starter pack a follow. 💙
#starterpack
go.bsky.app/3CnUzTf
If (like me) you're tired of the patriarchy being the loudest voice in the room, and you're looking to see and hear more from the other 50% of the population and feminist allies, consider giving this starter pack a follow. 💙
#starterpack
go.bsky.app/3CnUzTf
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
[Shania Twain voice] Let's go, girls!
If (like me) you're tired of the patriarchy being the loudest voice in the room, and you're looking to see and hear more from the other 50% of the population and feminist allies, consider giving this starter pack a follow. 💙
#starterpack
go.bsky.app/3CnUzTf
If (like me) you're tired of the patriarchy being the loudest voice in the room, and you're looking to see and hear more from the other 50% of the population and feminist allies, consider giving this starter pack a follow. 💙
#starterpack
go.bsky.app/3CnUzTf
John Wilkes Booth:
I fucking hate linkedin, omg
February 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
John Wilkes Booth:
Just finished On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder.
It's a slim volume—only 128 pages—but its weight is considerable. It truly warrants serious attention; especially in the current climate. A single day's read, perhaps, but the impact lingers far beyond.
#booksky 💙📚👀
It's a slim volume—only 128 pages—but its weight is considerable. It truly warrants serious attention; especially in the current climate. A single day's read, perhaps, but the impact lingers far beyond.
#booksky 💙📚👀
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just finished On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder.
It's a slim volume—only 128 pages—but its weight is considerable. It truly warrants serious attention; especially in the current climate. A single day's read, perhaps, but the impact lingers far beyond.
#booksky 💙📚👀
It's a slim volume—only 128 pages—but its weight is considerable. It truly warrants serious attention; especially in the current climate. A single day's read, perhaps, but the impact lingers far beyond.
#booksky 💙📚👀
I'm new here, and would appreciate the boost! 💙
I'm going to do another starter pack TOMORROW‼️ If you want to be added, like, reply, and REPOST this post so I know who else wants to be on it.
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February 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm new here, and would appreciate the boost! 💙
In a fascinating turn of events, Republicans became the first party to have two dads.
February 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In a fascinating turn of events, Republicans became the first party to have two dads.
Even under-the-bed monsters are suffering from the housing crisis, damn.
February 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Even under-the-bed monsters are suffering from the housing crisis, damn.
Dream job: undercover sleeper agent (full-time napper).
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Dream job: undercover sleeper agent (full-time napper).