Ed Schweitzer
@actualed.bsky.social
Three dad jokes in a trench coat
Well, shit. Sticking the landing has gotta be hard.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well, shit. Sticking the landing has gotta be hard.
Oh no! Crap, really loving it 3 episodes in
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh no! Crap, really loving it 3 episodes in
What's white and sticky and falls from space?
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What's white and sticky and falls from space?
I must go to it. Goodbye
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I must go to it. Goodbye
Wait, I didn't say anything...
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wait, I didn't say anything...
You'll be visi.....
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You'll be visi.....
Oh wait, you'll be visited by the spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh wait, you'll be visited by the spirits.
It did the year after george Michael died... he was an organ donor.
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It did the year after george Michael died... he was an organ donor.
Oh! It's in the last place you'll look!
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oh! It's in the last place you'll look!
He was just asked how he maintained spin on the ball in the cold, and answered as if his real answer wasn't "slightly deflate the ball."
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He was just asked how he maintained spin on the ball in the cold, and answered as if his real answer wasn't "slightly deflate the ball."
That's chews, not chess. And see it, if only for the bad movie of it all, a well as his performance. It also explains why Bellamy makes such a convincing robot
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That's chews, not chess. And see it, if only for the bad movie of it all, a well as his performance. It also explains why Bellamy makes such a convincing robot
Priest. A horrible movie where Urban gets lots of scenery, which he chess with gusto
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Priest. A horrible movie where Urban gets lots of scenery, which he chess with gusto
Don't make me learn what a Theo von is, please.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don't make me learn what a Theo von is, please.