Ed Schweitzer
@actualed.bsky.social
Three dad jokes in a trench coat
Again.
Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Again.
Guess you can't have a miraculous comeback if you're winning.
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Guess you can't have a miraculous comeback if you're winning.
On the one hand, the Bears are having a great season. On the other, that means more games with Tom Brady.
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
On the one hand, the Bears are having a great season. On the other, that means more games with Tom Brady.
Holy shit, finally seeing the jim Carrey version of the Grinch, and it's nightmarish and bleak
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Holy shit, finally seeing the jim Carrey version of the Grinch, and it's nightmarish and bleak
Just liked the look of this, figured more eyes should see it
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just liked the look of this, figured more eyes should see it
Annual reminder: you can use "breakfast" instead of "Christmas" in any holiday song if you're not in the spirit, until you catch up
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Annual reminder: you can use "breakfast" instead of "Christmas" in any holiday song if you're not in the spirit, until you catch up
No fans surrender their team's home field advantage quite as readily as the Philadelphia Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
No fans surrender their team's home field advantage quite as readily as the Philadelphia Eagles.
2 episodes into welcome to Derry, and I'm enthralled. They're putting so much lore into this, it's dizzying, while also making it a more visceral horror experience than any King adaptation to date.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
2 episodes into welcome to Derry, and I'm enthralled. They're putting so much lore into this, it's dizzying, while also making it a more visceral horror experience than any King adaptation to date.
TSO is Bluesky's Iron Sheik
Blast our music at your Thanksgiving dinner. Don't be a pussy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
TSO is Bluesky's Iron Sheik
The one critique i would give is the word "errors." If it's lies, or false testimony, call it such.
This is AMAZING journalism. The New York Times went through Trump's court filings related to what is happening in Chicago. There are videos, testimonies, and photographs. You can see this for yourself.
Times Analysis Finds Errors in Trump’s Supreme Court Filing That Calls for National Guard in Chicago
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The one critique i would give is the word "errors." If it's lies, or false testimony, call it such.
Reposted by Ed Schweitzer
Seeing more insurance and gambling commercials than beer commercials sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Seeing more insurance and gambling commercials than beer commercials sucks.
Hey, this post is relevant again. Must be Sunday.
Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey, this post is relevant again. Must be Sunday.
One thing I talk it enjoy about Caleb Williams is that he trusts that he doesn't have to risk injury for that one more yard. 3rd and 1 is so much better than 1st and 5 weeks out.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
One thing I talk it enjoy about Caleb Williams is that he trusts that he doesn't have to risk injury for that one more yard. 3rd and 1 is so much better than 1st and 5 weeks out.
No Rodgers? What a shame.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No Rodgers? What a shame.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wife : got an alert, there's foot and mouth at the preschool
Me: what ever happened to head, shoulders, knees and toes?
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me:..knees and toes?
Me: what ever happened to head, shoulders, knees and toes?
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me:..knees and toes?
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Wife : got an alert, there's foot and mouth at the preschool
Me: what ever happened to head, shoulders, knees and toes?
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me:..knees and toes?
Me: what ever happened to head, shoulders, knees and toes?
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me:..knees and toes?
Evergreen.
Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Evergreen.
Really utilizing the tight end position, 2 effective RBs, developing a young Caleb Williams, not afraid to take measured risks... I love this Ben Johnson Bears offense.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Really utilizing the tight end position, 2 effective RBs, developing a young Caleb Williams, not afraid to take measured risks... I love this Ben Johnson Bears offense.
Shit is about to get real in stuffy land
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shit is about to get real in stuffy land
I truly hate that I understand this entire post.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I truly hate that I understand this entire post.
Pardoning Rudy G is on its face hilarious. That dude would already have shuffled off this mortal coil before seeing trial.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pardoning Rudy G is on its face hilarious. That dude would already have shuffled off this mortal coil before seeing trial.
Elected Dems"we have all the cards, might as well fold."
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Elected Dems"we have all the cards, might as well fold."
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Drop that beat! Drop it! Drooooop iiiiiiiiit... bad dog!
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Drop that beat! Drop it! Drooooop iiiiiiiiit... bad dog!