Ed Schweitzer
@actualed.bsky.social
Three dad jokes in a trench coat
I must go to it. Goodbye
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I must go to it. Goodbye
Wait, I didn't say anything...
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wait, I didn't say anything...
You'll be visi.....
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You'll be visi.....
Oh wait, you'll be visited by the spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh wait, you'll be visited by the spirits.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Just liked the look of this, figured more eyes should see it
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just liked the look of this, figured more eyes should see it
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Shit is about to get real in stuffy land
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shit is about to get real in stuffy land
Oh no. Oh fucking no no no
July 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh no. Oh fucking no no no
I have yet to find a wet sprocket.
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have yet to find a wet sprocket.
Isn't doing this on the Sabbath against the commandments?
June 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Isn't doing this on the Sabbath against the commandments?
Without reading further, I assume this means rug fucking, and i refuse to hear differently.
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Without reading further, I assume this means rug fucking, and i refuse to hear differently.
Quite this with a great TV father
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Quite this with a great TV father
Shout out to my kid's friends for roping him into a sticker pyramid scheme.
May 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Shout out to my kid's friends for roping him into a sticker pyramid scheme.
Say it with me, folks: Teachers Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit.
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Say it with me, folks: Teachers Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit.
Aimee city planner was having a day when making out this intersection.
April 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Aimee city planner was having a day when making out this intersection.