Christopher Allen (Acrozatarim)
@acrozatarim.bsky.social
TTRPG Designer & Writer (Chronicles of Darkness, Trinity Continuum, Solemn Vale, World of Darkness) & Black Library Author (False Dawn, Hounds, The Rose of Bhaskar, & more to come)
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Finished Bloodlines 2.
It is, unfortunately, Not Good.
It is, unfortunately, Not Good.
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Finished Bloodlines 2.
It is, unfortunately, Not Good.
It is, unfortunately, Not Good.
I am trying to like Bloodlines 2 but it is making it *so* hard every step of the way.
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I am trying to like Bloodlines 2 but it is making it *so* hard every step of the way.
Every time I reference the Astrological War in my D&D game, when people went to war with one of the moons, it makes me giggle like a fool for some reason.
(The moon lost the war when an empire shot it with a magical solar superweapon.)
(The moon lost the war when an empire shot it with a magical solar superweapon.)
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Every time I reference the Astrological War in my D&D game, when people went to war with one of the moons, it makes me giggle like a fool for some reason.
(The moon lost the war when an empire shot it with a magical solar superweapon.)
(The moon lost the war when an empire shot it with a magical solar superweapon.)
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MASCOT HANDLERS!
GOTY 2025 Promise Mascot Agency has been nominated for the Golden Joysticks!! WOW!!
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GOTY 2025 Promise Mascot Agency has been nominated for the Golden Joysticks!! WOW!!
Vote for Pinky☆! Vote for happiness! Vote for us in the Best Indie Game – Self Published category!
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October 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
MASCOT HANDLERS!
GOTY 2025 Promise Mascot Agency has been nominated for the Golden Joysticks!! WOW!!
Vote for Pinky☆! Vote for happiness! Vote for us in the Best Indie Game – Self Published category!
Vote here: www.goldenjoysticks.com
Thank you!!
#GoldenJoystickAwards
GOTY 2025 Promise Mascot Agency has been nominated for the Golden Joysticks!! WOW!!
Vote for Pinky☆! Vote for happiness! Vote for us in the Best Indie Game – Self Published category!
Vote here: www.goldenjoysticks.com
Thank you!!
#GoldenJoystickAwards
Every time I think about what sort of Age of Sigmar video games would be cool, I then also start wondering about how you go about starting a design studio up without enormous piles of cash and without staking your house on it, because 'make them yourself' has a certain appeal.
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Every time I think about what sort of Age of Sigmar video games would be cool, I then also start wondering about how you go about starting a design studio up without enormous piles of cash and without staking your house on it, because 'make them yourself' has a certain appeal.
Trying to sell myself as a creative is always daunting. 'I've done cool stuff - please hire me to do cool stuff!'
August 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Trying to sell myself as a creative is always daunting. 'I've done cool stuff - please hire me to do cool stuff!'
"Success... at a cost!" mechanics in ttrpgs actually tend to get really fucking tiring.
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Success... at a cost!" mechanics in ttrpgs actually tend to get really fucking tiring.
I really need to remember, for my next Age of Sigmar game, that Power Through is a thing that exists...
July 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I really need to remember, for my next Age of Sigmar game, that Power Through is a thing that exists...
The eye-watering costs of hotels for our pending holiday to the UK is making me feel better about what I spend on my Warhammer habit.
July 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The eye-watering costs of hotels for our pending holiday to the UK is making me feel better about what I spend on my Warhammer habit.
Games Workshop pays me, so now I put aside some of that money so I can pay Games Workshop for more miniatures.
This is what is called 'the circle of life'.
This is what is called 'the circle of life'.
July 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Games Workshop pays me, so now I put aside some of that money so I can pay Games Workshop for more miniatures.
This is what is called 'the circle of life'.
This is what is called 'the circle of life'.
Screaming bell done for my Skaven! Doing the 90s-era-red-details style of GW painting came back to bite me somewhat when it came to time to highlight all those rope braids, though...
July 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Screaming bell done for my Skaven! Doing the 90s-era-red-details style of GW painting came back to bite me somewhat when it came to time to highlight all those rope braids, though...
Going slowly mad painting braided rope.
July 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Going slowly mad painting braided rope.
Dentists were surprised and confused by the very good state of my teeth. Even did x-rays to hunt for cavities and came up blank :P
What can I say, kids; just brush your teeth regularly and don't eat too much sugar, I guess?
What can I say, kids; just brush your teeth regularly and don't eat too much sugar, I guess?
July 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Dentists were surprised and confused by the very good state of my teeth. Even did x-rays to hunt for cavities and came up blank :P
What can I say, kids; just brush your teeth regularly and don't eat too much sugar, I guess?
What can I say, kids; just brush your teeth regularly and don't eat too much sugar, I guess?
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Save 20% on Promise Mascot Agency on Steam
Explore a cursed Japanese town! Recruit mascot friends and come to the rescue when disaster strikes! Solve the mystery of your exile! Help a living finger work through her many anger issues! Turn Prom...
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July 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Only a few days left of the summer sales!
🛻✨⛩️ Promise Mascot Agency - 20% off! 🧹🙀💅
🔮💀🍹Paradise Killer - 75% off! 💗💜💙
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🛻✨⛩️ Promise Mascot Agency - 20% off! 🧹🙀💅
🔮💀🍹Paradise Killer - 75% off! 💗💜💙
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June 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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PARADISE HAS BEEN KILLED!! 🏝️💀🏝️☀️🏝️
Are you a cool enough investigator to solve the Crime To End All Crimes? 💗🕵️♂️💗
Paradise Killer rocks ass AND is 75% off in the Steam Summer Sale!!☀️
It is one of the best games ever made!! 🎮
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1160220/Paradise_Killer/
Are you a cool enough investigator to solve the Crime To End All Crimes? 💗🕵️♂️💗
Paradise Killer rocks ass AND is 75% off in the Steam Summer Sale!!☀️
It is one of the best games ever made!! 🎮
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1160220/Paradise_Killer/
June 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
PARADISE HAS BEEN KILLED!! 🏝️💀🏝️☀️🏝️
Are you a cool enough investigator to solve the Crime To End All Crimes? 💗🕵️♂️💗
Paradise Killer rocks ass AND is 75% off in the Steam Summer Sale!!☀️
It is one of the best games ever made!! 🎮
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1160220/Paradise_Killer/
Are you a cool enough investigator to solve the Crime To End All Crimes? 💗🕵️♂️💗
Paradise Killer rocks ass AND is 75% off in the Steam Summer Sale!!☀️
It is one of the best games ever made!! 🎮
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1160220/Paradise_Killer/
Great experience getting my painted Skaven AoS army onto the battlefield for the first time! Had a good game at the Bolter LGS here in Wrocław.
(Well, painted apart from the Gnawholes but those are right gits to paint).
(Well, painted apart from the Gnawholes but those are right gits to paint).
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Great experience getting my painted Skaven AoS army onto the battlefield for the first time! Had a good game at the Bolter LGS here in Wrocław.
(Well, painted apart from the Gnawholes but those are right gits to paint).
(Well, painted apart from the Gnawholes but those are right gits to paint).
Ah, the moment after recording a podcast when you're trying to figure out if you said anything really stupid during your blathering.
June 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ah, the moment after recording a podcast when you're trying to figure out if you said anything really stupid during your blathering.
Those are some pretty great looking new Kharadron models.
June 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Those are some pretty great looking new Kharadron models.
Put together and painted these Aetherwrought Machineries endless spells for an Age of Sigmar game tomorrow. Nice and quick to do!
June 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Put together and painted these Aetherwrought Machineries endless spells for an Age of Sigmar game tomorrow. Nice and quick to do!
In today's 5e game the party successfully made the Feywild sun fall Prone out of the sky.
June 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In today's 5e game the party successfully made the Feywild sun fall Prone out of the sky.
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"I asked ChatGPT" etc etc
I asked Pinky☆ and she said:
I asked Pinky☆ and she said:
June 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" etc etc
I asked Pinky☆ and she said:
I asked Pinky☆ and she said:
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#EmpireLRP teaches us that fake guts will reach body temperature surprisingly quickly. @stellartim.bsky.social cutting up one of @arranboyd.bsky.social weird unliving horrors. This is the kind of thing that happens during the day job.
June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
#EmpireLRP teaches us that fake guts will reach body temperature surprisingly quickly. @stellartim.bsky.social cutting up one of @arranboyd.bsky.social weird unliving horrors. This is the kind of thing that happens during the day job.
Ratling guns magnetised!
First time I've ever tried to magnetised weapon options on a miniature.
First time I've ever tried to magnetised weapon options on a miniature.
June 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ratling guns magnetised!
First time I've ever tried to magnetised weapon options on a miniature.
First time I've ever tried to magnetised weapon options on a miniature.