acozyitalian.bsky.social
@acozyitalian.bsky.social
My favorite mantra is from the fortune teller in Animal Crossing. ~*bad times are just times that are bad*~ Like so true diva!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@merriam-webster.com is it desanguination or exsanguination? Is there a difference?
September 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Went to a Cubs game yesterday with @iotapup.bsky.social and @artiethedobie.bsky.social 🖤🧡💛
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sunday Funday’d yesterday, woke up without a hangover, high of 80 and sunny, all work meetings cancelled, teeth cleaning moved to Friday, saw one of my haters looking ugly on my way to the coffee shop. God is 🙂‍↕️
April 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Over the past year I have been busting my ass on what is now being called thee gala of the season. Nearly $1.5 million raised for LGBTQ+ healthcare. Truly so grateful, despite all of the gray hairs this gave me, it was so worth it 🙂‍↕️
April 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not liking Anxiety by Doechii is a sign of low intelligence btw
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why does everyone always say “I mean that as a compliment” after telling me I look like Sam Smith…
March 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Charging more than .50 cents for a sauce cup should be punishable by death because what the fuck do you mean two tablespoons of ranch is $1.00
March 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s extremely fucked up that hairless cats aren’t hypoallergenic
March 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can’t argue with that logic
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sabrina put crack in Busy Woman
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I simply cannot resist a tiny little jar, if I find one it will never leave my possession
February 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My employee saw me typing an email and said “you’re a better man than me, I would be using ChatGPT”. Chat, the email was 3 sentences long…
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hell yeah
February 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ive had the Pee Wee’s Playhouse theme stuck in my head all day please somebody come put me out of my misery
February 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Solidifying myself as THEE cutie patootie of the office by handing out little Valentine’s Day cards to everyone 😌
February 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Wow, they removed “End Racism” from the Puppy Bowl end zone too
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yeah I’m gonna need all my girls to start taking the train
February 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted
January 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Who up rendering their beef tallow?
January 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
SHE’S INNOCENT!!
Just watching a potential Netflix movie unfold in Colombia with the arrest of the gang assassin La Muñeca (The Doll) who used a 9x19mm Beretta 92FS pistol to carry out hits.
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Reposted
Told my friend I was going to pee and he didn’t respond “Go Piss Girl” so I guess we’re fighting?
December 7, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Browsing Etsy…
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Pisses me off how well this Etsy ad is targeted towards me
November 30, 2024 at 10:07 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 AM