Brighten someone’s day! Walk up to women and tell them they should smile less and wear less makeup!
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Brighten someone’s day! Walk up to women and tell them they should smile less and wear less makeup!
Huge year for c*nty orange bangs.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Huge year for c*nty orange bangs.
“I’m on island time” I whisper to myself, at home, in bed, at 3am, as I endlessly keep scrolling…
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
“I’m on island time” I whisper to myself, at home, in bed, at 3am, as I endlessly keep scrolling…
Has anyone actually ever bought a bag of Sun Chips? I feel like somehow they always just happen to show up.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Has anyone actually ever bought a bag of Sun Chips? I feel like somehow they always just happen to show up.
Tylenol causes Autumn!
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Tylenol causes Autumn!
You miss 100% of the loads you don’t take.
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You miss 100% of the loads you don’t take.
Submissible in court & breedable
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Submissible in court & breedable
Finding the trash can in rich people’s kitchen is always particularly difficult.
September 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Finding the trash can in rich people’s kitchen is always particularly difficult.
Welcome to America, here are our most fuckable assassins.
September 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Welcome to America, here are our most fuckable assassins.
I just love taking a bath in Epstein salt.
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I just love taking a bath in Epstein salt.
Every gay man with Grindr knows what “meth lighting” is.
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every gay man with Grindr knows what “meth lighting” is.
You ever look at someone and you’re like, “I just know you’re gonna spill my drink”
September 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You ever look at someone and you’re like, “I just know you’re gonna spill my drink”
Gay men are like sharks. If we stop moving we’ll die.
September 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Gay men are like sharks. If we stop moving we’ll die.
No matter how old I get I’m always shocked to find out any of my gay friends have adult jobs.
September 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
No matter how old I get I’m always shocked to find out any of my gay friends have adult jobs.
How sad that Florida thinks chalk is more dangerous than guns. 🌈#Pulse
September 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
How sad that Florida thinks chalk is more dangerous than guns. 🌈#Pulse
I feel like straight people turn 30 and then have to decide which brand of insulated cup will become their entire personality.
September 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I feel like straight people turn 30 and then have to decide which brand of insulated cup will become their entire personality.
I’m so tired of every website asking my cookie preference, for the last time: CHOCOLATE CHIP!
August 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’m so tired of every website asking my cookie preference, for the last time: CHOCOLATE CHIP!
I feel bad for people that get haunted by ghosts of gen z kids. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to “I CAN’T FIND MY VAPE!”
August 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I feel bad for people that get haunted by ghosts of gen z kids. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to “I CAN’T FIND MY VAPE!”
Most of my friends are only on Sniffies because they have maps autism.
July 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Most of my friends are only on Sniffies because they have maps autism.
Such a nice day to go outside and stare at my phone.
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Such a nice day to go outside and stare at my phone.
Can you watch porn on those Refrigerator TVs?
July 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can you watch porn on those Refrigerator TVs?
Labubu’s are just unholy crossbreeds between Funko Pop and Precious Moments.
May 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Labubu’s are just unholy crossbreeds between Funko Pop and Precious Moments.
He died doing what he loved, drowning.
April 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
He died doing what he loved, drowning.
The Secretary of Defense sending war plans:
March 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Secretary of Defense sending war plans:
Saw a guy do a bump at Runyon today. Nature is healing.
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Saw a guy do a bump at Runyon today. Nature is healing.