Huge year for c*nty orange bangs.

The Secretary of Defense sending war plans:

“Did you set the floor on fiyah Harry?” Gaga asked calmly.

Real tea, when I was an altar boy I stole a buncha these large hosts from the sacristy and took them home and made a ham sandwich with them.
#CanHost

Don’t forget that Jurassic Park had trans dinosaurs. All she wanted was to use this gender neutral bathroom.

Eating the last 1/3 of my Chipotle burrito:

Luigi Mangione stuns in new police photo.

Bamboozled #Kyoto