the never ending tradition of getting a sticker from a kiddo at work and immediately putting it on my forehead 😌

taste of india can take all of my money, i don’t really care”- my brother just now

get yourself a man who says things like this on a regular basis and makes your goals seem attainable even if they’re huge 😭💕

womp womp

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

i thought we were done with this shit

the day a federal funding freeze is announced is the absolute worst day for me to start thinking of going back to school

i’ve been seeing this guy for a couple of months (dubbed “boy” for now) and i decided as soon as my parents found out that they won’t get to know his name until and unless he asks me to be his girlfriend. today my mom asked when they get to learn boy’s real name and i said this

“i’ve been abusing my plants again.”- my brother just now

STOP IM SO SAD 😭😭😭

But you once told me, 'Don't give up
You can do it day by day'

feels like stardust falling all around us funny how it found us

an ouchie moment

me following the blue sky account upon joining is the modern day equivalent to everyone having tom as a myspace friend

making yet another social media account to dump trauma and memes into hehe