Chris D.
@aclockworkownage.bsky.social
Elden Lord emeritus. Sleep deprived. Let's be friends! KFBF
I wish I could text my dogs
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wish I could text my dogs
The look my dog just gave me, lol! She's sitting next to me while I eat dinner, begging. Unfortunately for her, I'm eating spinach and fresh berries. I offered her one and she looked like I slapped her in the face
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The look my dog just gave me, lol! She's sitting next to me while I eat dinner, begging. Unfortunately for her, I'm eating spinach and fresh berries. I offered her one and she looked like I slapped her in the face
Sometimes when watching the UK Triators I catch myself thinking "pronounce your goddamn consonants!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes when watching the UK Triators I catch myself thinking "pronounce your goddamn consonants!"
My majestic doggo at the park today
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My majestic doggo at the park today
Okay, I've been too silent lately. My contribution of 10 random things that I like:
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
🎵 Listening to Metalcore
🥁 Playing Drums
❄️ Snowy weather/Rainy days
🌸 Anime
🐴 Horses
🛹 Skateboarding
🧟♂️ Horror movies/Games
🍕 Pizza
🎨 Tattoos
☕️ Coffee
🎵 Listening to Metalcore
🥁 Playing Drums
❄️ Snowy weather/Rainy days
🌸 Anime
🐴 Horses
🛹 Skateboarding
🧟♂️ Horror movies/Games
🍕 Pizza
🎨 Tattoos
☕️ Coffee
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
☕️ Home-brewed pour over
🍥 Tonkotsu Ramen
🍂 Crunchy autumn leaves
🎵 Collecting vinyl albums
🌳 Long walks at the park
👹 Tattoos
⚔️ Fantasy books/movies/games
⛳️ Miniature Golf
🦈 Sharks
❄️ Winter days where everything is crystallized in ice
☕️ Home-brewed pour over
🍥 Tonkotsu Ramen
🍂 Crunchy autumn leaves
🎵 Collecting vinyl albums
🌳 Long walks at the park
👹 Tattoos
⚔️ Fantasy books/movies/games
⛳️ Miniature Golf
🦈 Sharks
❄️ Winter days where everything is crystallized in ice
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay, I've been too silent lately. My contribution of 10 random things that I like:
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
I am so happy to see my exes doing well. I love to see happiness 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am so happy to see my exes doing well. I love to see happiness 🥰
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
Good morning from my girls
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning from my girls
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
I made a new friend!
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I made a new friend!
I caught a Mudkip and really wanted to name it Mudyard Kipling, but the damn character limit ruined my fun
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I caught a Mudkip and really wanted to name it Mudyard Kipling, but the damn character limit ruined my fun
You guys, I adopt a rescue dog tomorrow and I simply cannot wait to pick her up!!! She's a two year old chocolate lab!! Pics to come
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You guys, I adopt a rescue dog tomorrow and I simply cannot wait to pick her up!!! She's a two year old chocolate lab!! Pics to come
12 year old kid trick or treating at my house: cool fucking house, bro!
Um...thanks?
Um...thanks?
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
12 year old kid trick or treating at my house: cool fucking house, bro!
Um...thanks?
Um...thanks?
New friend alert
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
New friend alert
Gooooooood morning friends!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Gooooooood morning friends!!
Am i drinking a rum and coke at the gym? Yes i am. Mixing my good and bad habits like a fucking champ
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Am i drinking a rum and coke at the gym? Yes i am. Mixing my good and bad habits like a fucking champ
If you want to know what living in Florida is like, i just sat on a toilet only to have a gecko crawl onto my thigh
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you want to know what living in Florida is like, i just sat on a toilet only to have a gecko crawl onto my thigh
Ive been wanting this shiny forever!!!
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ive been wanting this shiny forever!!!
So, like...do vampires have to piss?
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So, like...do vampires have to piss?
This is where i live, you guys. Florida might be a political annex of hell, but it has some beautiful places
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is where i live, you guys. Florida might be a political annex of hell, but it has some beautiful places
One thing i wont say to people i know personally but is 100% true is i once saw a UFO
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One thing i wont say to people i know personally but is 100% true is i once saw a UFO
The walks are really adding up!
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The walks are really adding up!
One of the underappreciated benefits i missed for the past few years about having a woman live with you is being able to use her hair straightener to press my shirt collars.
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One of the underappreciated benefits i missed for the past few years about having a woman live with you is being able to use her hair straightener to press my shirt collars.