Chris D.
@aclockworkownage.bsky.social
Elden Lord emeritus. Sleep deprived. Let's be friends! KFBF
My majestic doggo at the park today
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My majestic doggo at the park today
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
Good morning from my girls
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning from my girls
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
I made a new friend!
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I made a new friend!
My dude, samesies
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My dude, samesies
New friend alert
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
New friend alert
Gooooooood morning friends!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Gooooooood morning friends!!
If you want to know what living in Florida is like, i just sat on a toilet only to have a gecko crawl onto my thigh
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you want to know what living in Florida is like, i just sat on a toilet only to have a gecko crawl onto my thigh
Ive been wanting this shiny forever!!!
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ive been wanting this shiny forever!!!
This is where i live, you guys. Florida might be a political annex of hell, but it has some beautiful places
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is where i live, you guys. Florida might be a political annex of hell, but it has some beautiful places
The walks are really adding up!
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The walks are really adding up!
Getting my house ready for spooky season!
October 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Getting my house ready for spooky season!
The cool thing is anything can become a word if enough people recognize it! It's literally how words work--cultural recognition. We get new words every year and it's awesome
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The cool thing is anything can become a word if enough people recognize it! It's literally how words work--cultural recognition. We get new words every year and it's awesome
I shared a work selfie. Now how i am at home
October 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I shared a work selfie. Now how i am at home
You guys, LOOK at those beautiful bromeliads!
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You guys, LOOK at those beautiful bromeliads!
Time for my quarterly selfie so you know i haven't died
October 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Time for my quarterly selfie so you know i haven't died
Who else is ready for spooky season?!?
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who else is ready for spooky season?!?
You guys, there's a manhunt where i live for a literal one armed man?!?
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You guys, there's a manhunt where i live for a literal one armed man?!?
I'm a simple man. You sell golden retriever puppy halloween decorations, you're going to get my money.
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm a simple man. You sell golden retriever puppy halloween decorations, you're going to get my money.
So while my fiance was napping i washed her car. She was so surprised when i got back she was fighting back tears. Now i am too, lol
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So while my fiance was napping i washed her car. She was so surprised when i got back she was fighting back tears. Now i am too, lol
You guys, i evolved my Solrock!
September 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You guys, i evolved my Solrock!