Ace Wylde
@acesexual.bsky.social
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Asexual
Male Transformer pre T 💉
More than meets the eye
Asexual
Male Transformer pre T 💉
More than meets the eye
They said it wasn't it wasn't real. They said it couldn't hurt me. But here it is, -0.
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They said it wasn't it wasn't real. They said it couldn't hurt me. But here it is, -0.
Bitch. Okay, five minutes turns into an hour but "your call has been forwarded to automatic voice mail" 💌 you don't want my love letter then?!
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bitch. Okay, five minutes turns into an hour but "your call has been forwarded to automatic voice mail" 💌 you don't want my love letter then?!
Why do the calls keep coming?
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Why do the calls keep coming?
Okay I'm ready to reach ultimate growth and a godlike state
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Okay I'm ready to reach ultimate growth and a godlike state
I need the calls to stop
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I need the calls to stop
Idk how to process mad respect
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Idk how to process mad respect
I encouraged my cat to call me Dad and I think it backfired
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I encouraged my cat to call me Dad and I think it backfired
I'm a helpful hardware folk not a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm a helpful hardware folk not a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania
Taken aback by the titts
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Taken aback by the titts
I'm sorry for what I said while I was ovulating
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm sorry for what I said while I was ovulating
Reposted by Ace Wylde
'You're adopted'
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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)
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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
'You're adopted'
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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)
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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)
Home invasion dot com
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Home invasion dot com
Idk if I'm ovulating or in love with you
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Idk if I'm ovulating or in love with you
Ask not what you can do for Halloween ask instead what Halloween can do for you
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ask not what you can do for Halloween ask instead what Halloween can do for you
Excuse me, but do you have a license to cunt?
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Excuse me, but do you have a license to cunt?
I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to poke a butthole
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to poke a butthole
Someone should rewrite the Bible with god as a woman
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Someone should rewrite the Bible with god as a woman
-0 is not real. It can't hurt you
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
-0 is not real. It can't hurt you
The floor is lava now
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The floor is lava now
