Ace Wylde
@acesexual.bsky.social
27
Asexual
Male Transformer pre T 💉
More than meets the eye
Asexual
Male Transformer pre T 💉
More than meets the eye
Skinny jeans are the new mom jeans
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Skinny jeans are the new mom jeans
Just been diagnosed with SGS Serious Goose Syndrome not to be be confused SGS silly goose syndrome keep me in your flights and prays
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Just been diagnosed with SGS Serious Goose Syndrome not to be be confused SGS silly goose syndrome keep me in your flights and prays
Is cum just nut butter?
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Is cum just nut butter?
Does anyone else wake up to intrusive dreams that you shit yourself???
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Does anyone else wake up to intrusive dreams that you shit yourself???
Actions speak louder than worms
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Actions speak louder than worms
Daddy schlong legs how many dicks do you walk on?
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Daddy schlong legs how many dicks do you walk on?
I think my dad's favorite part of the day is when I randomly scream
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I think my dad's favorite part of the day is when I randomly scream
I had a fucking psychiatrist ask me recently if I've always struggled with my weight ie have you always been fat? no. I haven't always been fat, but the answer to the question asked, is yes. I have always struggled with my weight. Even at my thinnest
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I had a fucking psychiatrist ask me recently if I've always struggled with my weight ie have you always been fat? no. I haven't always been fat, but the answer to the question asked, is yes. I have always struggled with my weight. Even at my thinnest
Hangry at the world 🌎
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Hangry at the world 🌎
Hot take: people should not cut curtain bangs as liberally as they do
We act like it's the cutest s*** ever and it is
But it's a trap once you cut curtain bangs you can never go back
We act like it's the cutest s*** ever and it is
But it's a trap once you cut curtain bangs you can never go back
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Hot take: people should not cut curtain bangs as liberally as they do
We act like it's the cutest s*** ever and it is
But it's a trap once you cut curtain bangs you can never go back
We act like it's the cutest s*** ever and it is
But it's a trap once you cut curtain bangs you can never go back
Overachiever bladder syndrome
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Overachiever bladder syndrome
I just wanted some underwear and I got CROTCH POCKETS!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I just wanted some underwear and I got CROTCH POCKETS!!!!
Highway to the business zone
*My pussy
*My pussy
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Highway to the business zone
*My pussy
*My pussy
No. I should have a direct line to god.
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
No. I should have a direct line to god.
I needda find another goddamn
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I needda find another goddamn
Post nut clarity but I just started my period
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Post nut clarity but I just started my period
Why is 'Daddy' always sexual but 'Mommy' leads to this shit?
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Why is 'Daddy' always sexual but 'Mommy' leads to this shit?
My pussy demands freedom but my uterus demands sacrifice
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
My pussy demands freedom but my uterus demands sacrifice
Come here baby, my pussy demands sacrifice
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Come here baby, my pussy demands sacrifice
They said it wasn't it wasn't real. They said it couldn't hurt me. But here it is, -0.
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They said it wasn't it wasn't real. They said it couldn't hurt me. But here it is, -0.
Why do the calls keep coming?
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Why do the calls keep coming?
Okay I'm ready to reach ultimate growth and a godlike state
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Okay I'm ready to reach ultimate growth and a godlike state
I need the calls to stop
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I need the calls to stop
Idk how to process mad respect
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Idk how to process mad respect