acertainmaybe
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I've been awake for over 24 hours, and stopped making sense a while ago, so I fear they will have to forge on without me. Please no more injuries for either team.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I've been awake for over 24 hours, and stopped making sense a while ago, so I fear they will have to forge on without me. Please no more injuries for either team.
He's the personification of "Everything happens so much."
Who else has been top 5 in scoring and top 5 in PIMs in a season?
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
He's the personification of "Everything happens so much."
I'm sorry, but Wyatt's moustache somehow makes him look younger. Like a teenager wearing a fake moustache in a school play.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm sorry, but Wyatt's moustache somehow makes him look younger. Like a teenager wearing a fake moustache in a school play.
I enjoy how the third line uses all the vowels, but the fourth only has a choice of two.
Per Mike Heika (he's cool), the Stars' warmup lines look like this in Calgary:
Robertson-Hintz-Seguin
Steel-Johnston-Rantanen
Back-Hryckowian-Bourque
Benn-Faksa-Blackwell
Lindell-Heiskanen
Bichsel-Petrovic
Kolyachonok-Capobianco
DeSmith
Robertson-Hintz-Seguin
Steel-Johnston-Rantanen
Back-Hryckowian-Bourque
Benn-Faksa-Blackwell
Lindell-Heiskanen
Bichsel-Petrovic
Kolyachonok-Capobianco
DeSmith
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I enjoy how the third line uses all the vowels, but the fourth only has a choice of two.
Just saw a mom with her tall teenaged son and there was a literal foot and a half difference. It was adorable.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just saw a mom with her tall teenaged son and there was a literal foot and a half difference. It was adorable.
The stream blacked out for a second on the one team you absolutely cannot do that on during the last minute.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The stream blacked out for a second on the one team you absolutely cannot do that on during the last minute.
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jesus christ Mikko Rantanen
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
jesus christ Mikko Rantanen
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“Go do you thing Moose!” Needs to go on a T-shirt.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Go do you thing Moose!” Needs to go on a T-shirt.
Dang, that was pretty!
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Dang, that was pretty!
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Wayne and Brent Gretzky hold the record for most points by any two brothers in NHL history.
Wayne: 2,857
Brent: 4
Wayne: 2,857
Brent: 4
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wayne and Brent Gretzky hold the record for most points by any two brothers in NHL history.
Wayne: 2,857
Brent: 4
Wayne: 2,857
Brent: 4
Good job, Colin!
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Good job, Colin!
They didn't look like they're on the power play.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
They didn't look like they're on the power play.
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don't overlook the Jamie Benn 200M hurdles, either
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
don't overlook the Jamie Benn 200M hurdles, either
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if penalties are funny they simply should not count. that's my philosophy
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
if penalties are funny they simply should not count. that's my philosophy
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Unhinged Stars After Dark lets gooooooo
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Unhinged Stars After Dark lets gooooooo
Did Robo even look when he scored?
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Did Robo even look when he scored?
Robo! He's just going to score every game, now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Robo! He's just going to score every game, now.
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Wholesome kerfuffle moment where Connor Timmins leaping in the air to reach Adam Klapka's head still wasn't enough to reach Adam Klapka's head.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wholesome kerfuffle moment where Connor Timmins leaping in the air to reach Adam Klapka's head still wasn't enough to reach Adam Klapka's head.
Honestly, we should have seen last night coming. The use of Jamie's leitmotif (recalled goals) to indicate his return. A little artistry by the hockey gods.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Honestly, we should have seen last night coming. The use of Jamie's leitmotif (recalled goals) to indicate his return. A little artistry by the hockey gods.
I hope it's true, because that reaction is what someone behaving like he was would find most frustrating.
Rantanen and Gulutzan both said they didn’t hear what Roy was yelling last night, so they didn’t have a comment on Roy’s words.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hope it's true, because that reaction is what someone behaving like he was would find most frustrating.
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
Most quotable team.
Jason Robertson on what he saw on the goaltender interference: "I don't know. I was on my butt."
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Most quotable team.
I don't think the situation intentionally favors teams, but I think if there was a way to obscure which team was which, there would be a lot of results that were different.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I don't think the situation intentionally favors teams, but I think if there was a way to obscure which team was which, there would be a lot of results that were different.
So being outside the blue paint and being pushed into it is goalie interference, now?
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So being outside the blue paint and being pushed into it is goalie interference, now?