AceCustom
@acecustom.bsky.social
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semi-pro internet smartass
AKA God's Perfect Crash Test Dummy
semi-pro internet smartass
AKA God's Perfect Crash Test Dummy
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merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
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November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That was a poem for a simpler time
Now the boss makes a thousand, I make a buck
So I stole the tires off of his new truck
That was a poem for a simpler time
Now the boss makes a thousand, I make a buck
So I stole the tires off of his new truck
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That was a poem for a simpler time
Now the boss makes a thousand, I make a buck
So I stole the tires off of his new truck
That was a poem for a simpler time
Now the boss makes a thousand, I make a buck
So I stole the tires off of his new truck
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November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It's very important that we shove erotic women in the corruptive goop.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's very important that we shove erotic women in the corruptive goop.
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I wish I had more emotional range than "I'd go upside that bitch's head for you"
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wish I had more emotional range than "I'd go upside that bitch's head for you"
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
Don Cherry himself could not concoct a suit worse than this
Whoever is in charge of coming up with Gozyu Eagle's outfits is nailing the assignment of the Worst Suits Known To Mankind.
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Don Cherry himself could not concoct a suit worse than this
I once played Svirfneblin Monk in 3.5e named Piddlewink Stretchnuts. He had been immediately preceded by Bebop Baggins, Halfling Ranger, dead by ballista misfire.
People who have played TTRPGs, what is the best/dumbest PC name you’ve had (or have had in your party)? I think mine was a goblin named Tunguska Event
February 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I once played Svirfneblin Monk in 3.5e named Piddlewink Stretchnuts. He had been immediately preceded by Bebop Baggins, Halfling Ranger, dead by ballista misfire.
Modern more homosexual Sherlock Holmes and actual Sherlock Holmes try and solve a string of murders and figure out why historical and literary figures have been summoned to fight each other
Okay, you delightful little freaks! What are we writing today?? Tell me about your WIPs 👀
January 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Modern more homosexual Sherlock Holmes and actual Sherlock Holmes try and solve a string of murders and figure out why historical and literary figures have been summoned to fight each other
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January 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm unequivocally in favor of just killing rich cunts who do horrible shit. Trump? 9mil does a lot. Same shit for Musk, Bezos, Zuck, all of em.
It's cold out here. Get yourself a gun. Kill a billionaire. Kill a politician. Put your name in a history book.
It's cold out here. Get yourself a gun. Kill a billionaire. Kill a politician. Put your name in a history book.
January 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm unequivocally in favor of just killing rich cunts who do horrible shit. Trump? 9mil does a lot. Same shit for Musk, Bezos, Zuck, all of em.
It's cold out here. Get yourself a gun. Kill a billionaire. Kill a politician. Put your name in a history book.
It's cold out here. Get yourself a gun. Kill a billionaire. Kill a politician. Put your name in a history book.
If twitter was the dive bar we all liked that got turned into a nazi bar, then bluesky is the pretentious hipster bar nobody wanted to go to, but had to because it was the only decent spot left in the neighborhood besides tumblr, which you people all seem to think you're too good for. You're not.
January 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If twitter was the dive bar we all liked that got turned into a nazi bar, then bluesky is the pretentious hipster bar nobody wanted to go to, but had to because it was the only decent spot left in the neighborhood besides tumblr, which you people all seem to think you're too good for. You're not.
I'm pretty sure this is the same kind of ecofascist buzzphrase as "humans are the real virus/monster/natural disaster" so congrats on going so far left you went right? Dumbass
January 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm pretty sure this is the same kind of ecofascist buzzphrase as "humans are the real virus/monster/natural disaster" so congrats on going so far left you went right? Dumbass
Without hesitation I'll say Gregor Eisenhorn.
I grew up reading Sherlock, but my love of science fiction inevitably drew me to 40k and when sold on the Eisenhorn trilogy as "Bond meets Dresden in a space dystopia", I fell in love.
I grew up reading Sherlock, but my love of science fiction inevitably drew me to 40k and when sold on the Eisenhorn trilogy as "Bond meets Dresden in a space dystopia", I fell in love.
a dialogue I would like to start on this platform is Favorite Fictional Detectives
I grew up in a Poirot household but fell deeply in love with Albert Campion at a formative young age and I am also forever proselytizing to anyone who will listen about the Richard Jury books by Martha Grimes
I grew up in a Poirot household but fell deeply in love with Albert Campion at a formative young age and I am also forever proselytizing to anyone who will listen about the Richard Jury books by Martha Grimes
October 20, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Without hesitation I'll say Gregor Eisenhorn.
I grew up reading Sherlock, but my love of science fiction inevitably drew me to 40k and when sold on the Eisenhorn trilogy as "Bond meets Dresden in a space dystopia", I fell in love.
I grew up reading Sherlock, but my love of science fiction inevitably drew me to 40k and when sold on the Eisenhorn trilogy as "Bond meets Dresden in a space dystopia", I fell in love.
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