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according2hannah.bsky.social
@according2hannah.bsky.social
According2hannah on all platforms that I am on.
I like makeup, MTG, and Fallout.
I change my hair color more often than you change your underwear
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I have to openly admit, I'm not ready for 4 years of constant outrage. It's not good for my mental health.
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
People in other countries are saying that since TikTok went offline here in the US they aren’t getting any views or likes on their videos and they aren’t getting new content on their feeds. It’s only been an hour.
January 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I ended up going. The worker seemed relieved that I wanted magic cards and not Pokémon. Didn’t get too terribly great pulls out of these three packs but the brothers war collector booster my partner purchased me had the cards value out to $27 when he spent $15 on that pack so that’s something 🤷‍♀️
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I wanted to grab some magic boosters from my local TCG store tonight but seeing the line they had before they even opened for the new Pokémon drop has me second guessing. I guess I’ll drive by this afternoon first to see how it is before I decide.
January 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I will not be listening to Carrie Underwood’s music due to her agreement to appear at Trump’s inauguration.

This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: it’s not good
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Someone told my 6 year old that I shouldn’t be drinking caffeine because I’m pregnant and she chastised me for having coffee this morning. I told her that person isn’t my OB and my OB said it’s okay and her opinion on what I consume in pregnancy is what matters.
It is *wild* how the second a person becomes pregnant, everyone else in the world--including people who don't know them and who have never been pregnant--are suddenly infallible experts on every aspect of how the pregnant person should live their lives 🤔
January 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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me: honestly they all make me sleepy

budtender: huh. you have ADHD?

me: …busted
January 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
But also out side of the Gameboy Advance SP handhelds pretty much never fit in women’s pockets. So it’s been the same for me since I was small child and as long as it fits in my purse it counts 🤷‍♀️
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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me at 16yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
me at 20yo: i should cook healthy meals from scratch as much as i can
me at 28yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
So disappointing that Icing manipulator is a non-legal Un-card because the combo of these two in my deck that has Brenard the Ginger Sculpter as commander is insane. Oh well I guess it’s for playing against my friends only 🤷‍♀️
January 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m currently pregnant with my third kid and I get all of the elementary age kids from my apartment complex on the bus in the morning. The other day while waiting for the bus they decided to give me baby name suggestions. Their two favorite suggestions are Rose and Weiner.
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I get tired of always having to explain my food allergies, I wish there was a giant colored bandana I could just wear around my neck sometimes so I ppl would know and I wouldn’t have to remember to ask every time I eat out 😅
January 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM