According2Garp
@according2garp.bsky.social
Refugee from the place ruined by President Musk
Unable to decide whether I loathe Trump, Musk or Farage more
Retired accountant, currently a student and volunteer. Twickenham, UK
Unable to decide whether I loathe Trump, Musk or Farage more
Retired accountant, currently a student and volunteer. Twickenham, UK
No-bel for Trump
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
No-bel for Trump
Sir, there’s a Mr Grim Reaper waiting for you
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sir, there’s a Mr Grim Reaper waiting for you
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It’s from Nigel. He needs someone to count how many MPs he has left. He’s asked me to help!
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s from Nigel. He needs someone to count how many MPs he has left. He’s asked me to help!
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What time is it at Reform UK HQ?
It’s five to four.
It’s five to four.
July 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What time is it at Reform UK HQ?
It’s five to four.
It’s five to four.
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Kamala Harris: So look, some people are describing what's been happening in recent months as absolute chaos. And of course I understand why. And it's certainly true of those tariffs. Tariffs that, as I predicted, are clearly inviting a recession.
May 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kamala Harris: So look, some people are describing what's been happening in recent months as absolute chaos. And of course I understand why. And it's certainly true of those tariffs. Tariffs that, as I predicted, are clearly inviting a recession.
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April 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I'm only on page 50, but it's very readable. Take frequent breaks because even though we knew most of this, the anger builds. It all still feels like it happened yesterday.
Jack Smith, Vol. 1
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
Jack Smith, Vol. 1
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025
www.documentcloud.org
January 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm only on page 50, but it's very readable. Take frequent breaks because even though we knew most of this, the anger builds. It all still feels like it happened yesterday.
Jack Smith, Vol. 1
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
Jack Smith, Vol. 1
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
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Here' an idea ... 👇👇👇
The EU and UK are set to review the Brexit deal in 2026.
So why not hold a new Brexit referendum before that, in 2025? That way, the government can find out exactly what the public's position is after 10 years of Brexit.
#RejoinRef 🇬🇧🇪🇺
The EU and UK are set to review the Brexit deal in 2026.
So why not hold a new Brexit referendum before that, in 2025? That way, the government can find out exactly what the public's position is after 10 years of Brexit.
#RejoinRef 🇬🇧🇪🇺
October 10, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Here' an idea ... 👇👇👇
The EU and UK are set to review the Brexit deal in 2026.
So why not hold a new Brexit referendum before that, in 2025? That way, the government can find out exactly what the public's position is after 10 years of Brexit.
#RejoinRef 🇬🇧🇪🇺
The EU and UK are set to review the Brexit deal in 2026.
So why not hold a new Brexit referendum before that, in 2025? That way, the government can find out exactly what the public's position is after 10 years of Brexit.
#RejoinRef 🇬🇧🇪🇺
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"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious."
November 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious."
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Top 10 photo-crop job of all time, easy
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Top 10 photo-crop job of all time, easy
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I stand with Canada, Panama, and Greenland!
January 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I stand with Canada, Panama, and Greenland!
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Judge Merchan should at the very least sentence Trump to picking up litter on the side of the highway for a few hours.
January 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Judge Merchan should at the very least sentence Trump to picking up litter on the side of the highway for a few hours.
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Absolutely this from Ed Davey 👏
January 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Absolutely this from Ed Davey 👏
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Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God