The Accidental Philosopher
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Where shallow thoughts sometimes swim to the deep end. Find me on Medium: www.medium/.com@theaccidentalphilosopher
He'll come out on top. Every gooboi does.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He'll come out on top. Every gooboi does.
Apruebo este post.
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
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December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Apruebo este post.
I absolutely will look into this situation I fucked up, admit no culpability, and fuck things up again.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I absolutely will look into this situation I fucked up, admit no culpability, and fuck things up again.
Everyone’s sharing their favorite Scrooges, so here’s mine: a community theater production with me as the old miser. It's the only version where Jacob Marley and I argue who had the better chains.
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone’s sharing their favorite Scrooges, so here’s mine: a community theater production with me as the old miser. It's the only version where Jacob Marley and I argue who had the better chains.
Happy to see the superpowered furball back in orbit. Krypto reminds me of every ridiculous canine I've ever owned.
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy to see the superpowered furball back in orbit. Krypto reminds me of every ridiculous canine I've ever owned.
I was about five seconds from Googling ‘How to become adoptable to a dog,’ and now I discover it’s AI sorcery? Sir or madam, you owe me an emotional support beer. 🍺 😭
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I was about five seconds from Googling ‘How to become adoptable to a dog,’ and now I discover it’s AI sorcery? Sir or madam, you owe me an emotional support beer. 🍺 😭
Love me, love my fweind.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Love me, love my fweind.
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
a man in a white shirt is surrounded by purple clouds and smoke .
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December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
Don’t lump us all in with the MAGA Texans. Some of us didn’t vote for Cancun Ted.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don’t lump us all in with the MAGA Texans. Some of us didn’t vote for Cancun Ted.
Somebunny looks tuckered out. 🐰 💤
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somebunny looks tuckered out. 🐰 💤
The whopping-est.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The whopping-est.
I believe an enlightened generation in the future will look back on our time and wisely say, “What the fuck?!?!??!”
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I believe an enlightened generation in the future will look back on our time and wisely say, “What the fuck?!?!??!”
Does tRump own this place?
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Does tRump own this place?
The pretzel shapes we twist ourselves into in defending politicians!
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The pretzel shapes we twist ourselves into in defending politicians!
Be good, Gonzo! Santa Paws is comin' to town!
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Be good, Gonzo! Santa Paws is comin' to town!
Even Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo doesn’t want to be associated with the POS POTUS.
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Even Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo doesn’t want to be associated with the POS POTUS.
I booped her on the nose. Hope she felt it through my computer screen. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I booped her on the nose. Hope she felt it through my computer screen. ❤️
If she wanted to see Kid Rock so badly, she could’ve done what the rest of us do: accidentally bump into him in a gas station parking lot.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If she wanted to see Kid Rock so badly, she could’ve done what the rest of us do: accidentally bump into him in a gas station parking lot.
You do you. I would eat chili, no beans, with jalapeño cornbread. It's a Texas thang.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You do you. I would eat chili, no beans, with jalapeño cornbread. It's a Texas thang.
Truth. Justice. Drunkness under red suns.
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Truth. Justice. Drunkness under red suns.
A MAGA relative told my son, after he pointed out Trump's affairs and other assorted sexual sins, said, "Well, that was a long time ago." My son shot back, "Ah, yes, back when he didn't know better--in his 60s. 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A MAGA relative told my son, after he pointed out Trump's affairs and other assorted sexual sins, said, "Well, that was a long time ago." My son shot back, "Ah, yes, back when he didn't know better--in his 60s. 🙄