The Accidental Philosopher
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Where shallow thoughts sometimes swim to the deep end. Find me on Medium: www.medium/.com@theaccidentalphilosopher
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Everyone’s sharing their favorite Scrooges, so here’s mine: a community theater production with me as the old miser. It's the only version where Jacob Marley and I argue who had the better chains.
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone’s sharing their favorite Scrooges, so here’s mine: a community theater production with me as the old miser. It's the only version where Jacob Marley and I argue who had the better chains.
Holiday query from the Accidental Philosopher:
What’s the worst gift you’ve politely thanked someone for while your soul tried to escape? #christmasgift #thanksiguess
What’s the worst gift you’ve politely thanked someone for while your soul tried to escape? #christmasgift #thanksiguess
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Holiday query from the Accidental Philosopher:
What’s the worst gift you’ve politely thanked someone for while your soul tried to escape? #christmasgift #thanksiguess
What’s the worst gift you’ve politely thanked someone for while your soul tried to escape? #christmasgift #thanksiguess
Even Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo doesn’t want to be associated with the POS POTUS.
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Even Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo doesn’t want to be associated with the POS POTUS.
This is a Texas possum--and it will hiss at you if you piss it off.
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is a Texas possum--and it will hiss at you if you piss it off.
I'm hoping Oprah can stop this monster.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm hoping Oprah can stop this monster.
She looks like my granddog!
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
She looks like my granddog!
Cocaine good, fictional fentanyl BAD.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cocaine good, fictional fentanyl BAD.
This furkid looks like my sweet grand-dog.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This furkid looks like my sweet grand-dog.
Don't underestimate the Empire… or my ability to be brought up on criminal charges.
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Don't underestimate the Empire… or my ability to be brought up on criminal charges.
🧠Accidental Wisdom from the Accidental Philosopher🧠
Coffee is liquid optimism. One sip, and the world seems less dumb ... 30 steps outside and you reconsider. #coffee #brewedawaking #questionablewisdom #coffeebeforehumanity
Coffee is liquid optimism. One sip, and the world seems less dumb ... 30 steps outside and you reconsider. #coffee #brewedawaking #questionablewisdom #coffeebeforehumanity
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🧠Accidental Wisdom from the Accidental Philosopher🧠
Coffee is liquid optimism. One sip, and the world seems less dumb ... 30 steps outside and you reconsider. #coffee #brewedawaking #questionablewisdom #coffeebeforehumanity
Coffee is liquid optimism. One sip, and the world seems less dumb ... 30 steps outside and you reconsider. #coffee #brewedawaking #questionablewisdom #coffeebeforehumanity
Oh, hey. You didn’t need to sleep here, did ya?
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh, hey. You didn’t need to sleep here, did ya?
Petey, you haf a lot of splainin t'do!
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Petey, you haf a lot of splainin t'do!
Be sure to like and subscribe when I land in prison!
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Be sure to like and subscribe when I land in prison!