Men ain’t shit I’m over this how can I be so kind and accommodating and respectful to a man who broke up with me 3 days after Christmas for him to block me the day he cried while hugging me collecting the rest of his things????? Like buddy you wanted to be friends and you dumped me????

Being single has just sucked mainly because right now it hasn’t set in that I’ve been broken up with.
My body still feels like he’s gonna come home after work.
It’s only at night when I’m lying in bed that I sometimes remember he’s not gotta come cuddle me late at night.

Wearing my lbd I haven’t worn yet with a pair of worn in work shoes to a gay club what a fucking night I’m gonna have

Of course I would spend $90 on a video game for my boyfriend for our anniversary only for him to break up with me the next morning

I will commit unspeakable war crimes for Lucy Liu

Dear Santa can I get Covid this Christmas so I don’t have to be around anyone please and thank you

My cat cam motion detects me when I walk past and I have the worst case of fat girl waddle I’m gonna kms

Oooooh do I have Covid or is hayfever kicking in hard and my dinner just needed extra salt? Next time on the real housewives of Beverly Hills

I need to sleep and I wanna sleep but I’m seriously so fucking angry it’s physically keeping me awake uuuuugh

I’m like super early for a tattoo flash day in case anyone got in front of me but surprise they are still setting up so I’m sitting like a fucking creep in the store next door like

Blu ches

Is this a safe app to be a thot?
Do people still say thot? Am I old now?
I just wanna be social media sexy for validation

I could use an iced coffee, $50,000 and a cupcake right now.

mental health break? you bet it did

Trying to find low carb foods that don’t make me want to kill me self and are also not strictly keto like yeah I guess I can eat some keto foods but I can’t live my life on full fat cream and eggs

But can I eat dates on a sugar free diet bc if I can that would be a game changer

Can’t wait to lose weight on my face to finally decide if I need lip fillers or not

Living life as a quinoa hater <3 ruins a good fuckin salad