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absolutelithops.bsky.social
@absolutelithops.bsky.social
Best in show but the worst there is. I write, code, and sometimes I draw. Catch me on the mountain chilling with monks.
I made a complex movement script, even added a sprint function and I put it in a game where you’re stuck in a 3x3 room. Why? I don’t know. I’m just like this
(Don't) Push The Button by absolutelithops
An exercise in perseverance
absolutelithops.itch.io
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Right now the greatest engineers in the country are gathering at a secret facility in the Mojave. They have exactly 1 year to solve one of humanity’s most pressing challenges: how to turn 2027 into eyewear
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
These algorithms are becoming too invasive. Every year I listen to This Year by the Mountain goats on loop around this time and despite not listening to it all year now Spotify wants to play it on repeat
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A couple friends of mine have expressed interest in doing voice acting and now I feel like I have to make a game to accommodate that.
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Idc what kind of game you’re making, it can be improved by adding a grappling hook
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
To the true believers everything’s a sign
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reposted
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
RiftCaster is live
RiftCaster by absolutelithops
Play in your browser
absolutelithops.itch.io
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When I was a kid I had a book full of those “can you spot everything wrong” pictures. Little did I know I was training my ability to decipher reality in the post ai world
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Been trying all month to find a way to make this game more in the theme of “waves” and today while adding items I discovered this bug that gives attacks this cool wave effect completely on accident
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One week into my first game jam and I'm happy to say I have most of the logic implemented. I still have a lot of work to do, but enemies are spawning, rooms are generating, and I've learned how to make animations. Never Abandon Hope
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How my vape be looking at me when it catches me smoking a cig
October 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I made a simple little Breakout clone, pretty happy with how it turned out. Learned a lot just making it.
BrickBreak by absolutelithops
Remake of Breakout in godot. Break dem bricks, score points
absolutelithops.itch.io
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Working on a Pong clone. Not sure if this is a bug or a feature but I will not be removing it
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Finally got around to watching the South Park episode. Finding out it’s just a bunch of small dick jokes that they’re mad about is funnier than if it was some clever satire. The fascist ego is so fragile. It’s ok to have a small peepee but getting mad about it is the smallest peepee thing you can do
August 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A simple recipe that is sure to impress the trash pandas
A Recipe for Possum Soup
hereticpride.github.io
July 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I ain’t saying Sinners is a great movie, but there is a scene where Michael B. Jordan machine guns the klan. What more could you want from cinema?
July 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I love that there are multiple places with names like “Lake Lake” because when Europeans “discovered” it they asked the natives “What’s that?” And they’re just like “That’s a lake.” So now it’s Lake Lake on all the maps
June 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Want to read more Black fantasy, horror and science fiction? I have a list of over 250 books for kids and adults. Get your summer reading list going! #summerreading #booksky #blackbooksky

bookshop.org/wishlists/3a...
May 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have a deep, passionate love for “bad” art. Nothing quite captures the human condition as trying, and failing, to create good art. No matter how shitty your art is it’s inherently better than anything made by AI.
May 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“15 years taking prescriptions now a shrink like I don’t know maybe get a kitten”
May 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM