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Trans and kind of annoying about it 🧡
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“Christmas Magic?! You mean the unpaid labor of women??” I announce loudly for the third time while my embarrassed husband pulls me out of line to meet Santa
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’m Laetli and I am not a bad student but my refusal to turn in work I’ve clearly done is both confusing and upsetting to the teachers
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇

I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇

I'm Randi, and I'm often in another world.
November 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Why are all of Allie X’s fans so damn tall?
November 23, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Agreed to go to a bar full of the worst 23 year olds you’ve ever seen, but only for as long as it took for someone to call me a slur.

No slurs, but the guy wearing a MAGA hat felt close enough
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
If you order a southwest egg roll as your singular food item at a restaurant you probably also hate women
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Gotta see Theater Camp before i get spoiled. It’s obvi gonna get an Oscar nod so I need the purest experience.
July 29, 2023 at 3:23 AM
“They built it. You will come.” Is not the quote from Field of Dreams, but it is close
July 27, 2023 at 4:03 AM
It’s Beyoncé night and the queen is excited
July 20, 2023 at 8:11 PM
This is as good a way to start a new account as any I guess
“Can we stop at my house really quick, I need to change my shoes & do my estrogen shot”
- @absolortli.bsky.social
July 16, 2023 at 11:32 PM