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“Christmas Magic?! You mean the unpaid labor of women??” I announce loudly for the third time while my embarrassed husband pulls me out of line to meet Santa
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
“Christmas Magic?! You mean the unpaid labor of women??” I announce loudly for the third time while my embarrassed husband pulls me out of line to meet Santa
I’m Laetli and I am not a bad student but my refusal to turn in work I’ve clearly done is both confusing and upsetting to the teachers
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Randi, and I'm often in another world.
I'm Randi, and I'm often in another world.
November 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I’m Laetli and I am not a bad student but my refusal to turn in work I’ve clearly done is both confusing and upsetting to the teachers
Why are all of Allie X’s fans so damn tall?
November 23, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Why are all of Allie X’s fans so damn tall?
Agreed to go to a bar full of the worst 23 year olds you’ve ever seen, but only for as long as it took for someone to call me a slur.
No slurs, but the guy wearing a MAGA hat felt close enough
No slurs, but the guy wearing a MAGA hat felt close enough
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Agreed to go to a bar full of the worst 23 year olds you’ve ever seen, but only for as long as it took for someone to call me a slur.
No slurs, but the guy wearing a MAGA hat felt close enough
No slurs, but the guy wearing a MAGA hat felt close enough
If you order a southwest egg roll as your singular food item at a restaurant you probably also hate women
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 AM
If you order a southwest egg roll as your singular food item at a restaurant you probably also hate women
Gotta see Theater Camp before i get spoiled. It’s obvi gonna get an Oscar nod so I need the purest experience.
July 29, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Gotta see Theater Camp before i get spoiled. It’s obvi gonna get an Oscar nod so I need the purest experience.
“They built it. You will come.” Is not the quote from Field of Dreams, but it is close
July 27, 2023 at 4:03 AM
“They built it. You will come.” Is not the quote from Field of Dreams, but it is close
It’s Beyoncé night and the queen is excited
July 20, 2023 at 8:11 PM
It’s Beyoncé night and the queen is excited
This is as good a way to start a new account as any I guess
“Can we stop at my house really quick, I need to change my shoes & do my estrogen shot”
- @absolortli.bsky.social
- @absolortli.bsky.social
July 16, 2023 at 11:32 PM
This is as good a way to start a new account as any I guess