I have washed, dried, folded and/or put away 4 loads of laundry today. I am queen of achievements
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have washed, dried, folded and/or put away 4 loads of laundry today. I am queen of achievements
My dad is currently trying to turn my husband on to DC Talk
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My dad is currently trying to turn my husband on to DC Talk
Never been more afraid of downtown Minneapolis than the night I’m going to a country music show at target center
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Never been more afraid of downtown Minneapolis than the night I’m going to a country music show at target center
A “hear me out” style game, but you tell me the last embarrassing thing you cried at
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A “hear me out” style game, but you tell me the last embarrassing thing you cried at
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years it's never going to stop being:
-2003
-2008
-2016
-2003
-2008
-2016
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
years it's never going to stop being:
-2003
-2008
-2016
-2003
-2008
-2016
Watching a movie about anxiety (inside out 2) while working on my taxes was a very bad idea.
January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching a movie about anxiety (inside out 2) while working on my taxes was a very bad idea.
“Christmas Magic?! You mean the unpaid labor of women??” I announce loudly for the third time while my embarrassed husband pulls me out of line to meet Santa
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
“Christmas Magic?! You mean the unpaid labor of women??” I announce loudly for the third time while my embarrassed husband pulls me out of line to meet Santa
I have to whisper after 7pm so the baby can sleep but he's allowed to play a game of “hammer the floor” at 6am
November 28, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I have to whisper after 7pm so the baby can sleep but he's allowed to play a game of “hammer the floor” at 6am
I'm at the family Thanksgiving and I've just been told that this is a “if its yellow let it mellow” house. I'd rather run a 5k
November 28, 2024 at 7:55 AM
I'm at the family Thanksgiving and I've just been told that this is a “if its yellow let it mellow” house. I'd rather run a 5k
A five year old told me I was the funniest girl in the world, a high I will ride for quite a while
November 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
A five year old told me I was the funniest girl in the world, a high I will ride for quite a while
I’m Hannah and I’m not loud, I have a voice that carries
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
I’m Rex and I’m disrupting the class, because some people actually want to learn.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Randi, and I'm often in another world.
I'm Randi, and I'm often in another world.
November 22, 2024 at 6:38 AM
I’m Hannah and I’m not loud, I have a voice that carries
I always love the idea of buying a cool vintage silk shirt until I’m 4 hours into wearing a cool vintage silk shirt and I start smelling like chicken soup
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I always love the idea of buying a cool vintage silk shirt until I’m 4 hours into wearing a cool vintage silk shirt and I start smelling like chicken soup
Watching Trump choose his cabinet reminds me of the time I announced my bridesmaids at 1 am after getting engaged at a party
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Watching Trump choose his cabinet reminds me of the time I announced my bridesmaids at 1 am after getting engaged at a party
My husband’s therapist told him that he should try to express his opinions more so he just told me the dinner I made last night was gross.
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
My husband’s therapist told him that he should try to express his opinions more so he just told me the dinner I made last night was gross.
Finally leaving twitter, a place where I was briefly famous for being appalled by a nazi
November 16, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Finally leaving twitter, a place where I was briefly famous for being appalled by a nazi
I’m just a regular girl, looking for a place on the internet where I don’t have to watch videos
November 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I’m just a regular girl, looking for a place on the internet where I don’t have to watch videos