Shelby Rae
@missshelbyrae.bsky.social
Was a pleasure to be miscommunicating with you 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Was a pleasure to be miscommunicating with you 🫡
The older I get the less I have time for anyone who doesn’t know how to banter
Sorry you’re a loser with a bad sense of humor.
Sorry you’re a loser with a bad sense of humor.
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The older I get the less I have time for anyone who doesn’t know how to banter
Sorry you’re a loser with a bad sense of humor.
Sorry you’re a loser with a bad sense of humor.
Marriage is whatever, Will they let you pick up my drugs from the pharmacy ?
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Marriage is whatever, Will they let you pick up my drugs from the pharmacy ?
Sorry I was insane when we dated, I’m older & medicated now ! (and still insane)
October 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sorry I was insane when we dated, I’m older & medicated now ! (and still insane)
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ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.
So long as they keep the Carmel apple empanada at Taco Bell, I can deal with the end of the world.
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So long as they keep the Carmel apple empanada at Taco Bell, I can deal with the end of the world.
In this house, we eat baked goods out of the pan with a fork, like realistic people 🩶
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In this house, we eat baked goods out of the pan with a fork, like realistic people 🩶
“This is the hateration & holleration Mary J Blige was talking about”
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“This is the hateration & holleration Mary J Blige was talking about”
Reposted by Shelby Rae
THEY THINK YOU'RE LUCKY TO CLEAN IT
September 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THEY THINK YOU'RE LUCKY TO CLEAN IT
Somehow got even more sensitive with age ??? Embarrassing.
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Somehow got even more sensitive with age ??? Embarrassing.
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
Dysregulated & full of love 🩶
August 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dysregulated & full of love 🩶
Cause of death; Lyft that smelled like cheap cologne
August 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Cause of death; Lyft that smelled like cheap cologne
“Yes, and” until the end of time.
July 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“Yes, and” until the end of time.
I want to participate in the internet but also not at all
July 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I want to participate in the internet but also not at all
“And then she killed him, and ate him.” Is probably one of my favorite ways for any story to end.
July 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“And then she killed him, and ate him.” Is probably one of my favorite ways for any story to end.
Homesick for another world
July 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Homesick for another world
Losing the fight against group chats 😞 (I’ve been added to another 😔)
July 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Losing the fight against group chats 😞 (I’ve been added to another 😔)
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Fought the good fight at the book store. Instead of buying 8 books, I bought 3 😌
June 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fought the good fight at the book store. Instead of buying 8 books, I bought 3 😌
Having a horrible day !! BUT !! Bought a candle that will maybe solve all my problems !!
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Having a horrible day !! BUT !! Bought a candle that will maybe solve all my problems !!
Ok but ~now~ feels like the right time to start smoking again.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ok but ~now~ feels like the right time to start smoking again.
Ok but… Labubu’s just look like Gengar??
June 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ok but… Labubu’s just look like Gengar??
Was I just crying, or is it allergies? Or both? The world may never know.
✨Seasonal allergies season✨
✨Seasonal allergies season✨
May 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Was I just crying, or is it allergies? Or both? The world may never know.
✨Seasonal allergies season✨
✨Seasonal allergies season✨