Brandon Cotter
@abrandon.bsky.social
Technologist, communist, GenX shame experiencer
@xbox.com Why did the XBOX app on PC just tell me I couldn't preinstall Outer Worlds 2 because of content restrictions? At 48, I'm pretty sure I'm an adult.
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@xbox.com Why did the XBOX app on PC just tell me I couldn't preinstall Outer Worlds 2 because of content restrictions? At 48, I'm pretty sure I'm an adult.
What dad level are you when you post a glowing review of a plumbing valve to Ace Hardware's site? At least like level 99, right?
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What dad level are you when you post a glowing review of a plumbing valve to Ace Hardware's site? At least like level 99, right?
My late 90s were weird.
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My late 90s were weird.
Reposted by Brandon Cotter
Put "Potato" in a book title:
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat, Potato
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat, Potato
Put "Potato" in a book title:
"A Brief History of Potato"
"A Brief History of Potato"
March 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Put "Potato" in a book title:
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat, Potato
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat, Potato
English: Les Schwab
French: Les Schwabs
Spanish: Los Schwabes
German: Der Schwaben
Russian: шуаби
French: Les Schwabs
Spanish: Los Schwabes
German: Der Schwaben
Russian: шуаби
March 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
English: Les Schwab
French: Les Schwabs
Spanish: Los Schwabes
German: Der Schwaben
Russian: шуаби
French: Les Schwabs
Spanish: Los Schwabes
German: Der Schwaben
Russian: шуаби
The forces behind Trump are a communist conspiracy to knock America off its pedestal. He'll wreck our economic, political and cultural dominance and force the US to stand as more of an equal on the world stage, advancing global cooperation.
Shadow proletarian movement, bravo 🫡
Shadow proletarian movement, bravo 🫡
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The forces behind Trump are a communist conspiracy to knock America off its pedestal. He'll wreck our economic, political and cultural dominance and force the US to stand as more of an equal on the world stage, advancing global cooperation.
Shadow proletarian movement, bravo 🫡
Shadow proletarian movement, bravo 🫡
Me, complying with RTO 5:
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me, complying with RTO 5:
11yo reclines the seat all the way back every time they ride alone with me. Just got front-seat rights. Leave it to kids to put fresh eyes on everything.
November 3, 2023 at 12:46 AM
11yo reclines the seat all the way back every time they ride alone with me. Just got front-seat rights. Leave it to kids to put fresh eyes on everything.
🎶 Free your mind, and we'll rectify love / Be colorblind, don't be so shy love 🎶
October 30, 2023 at 2:30 PM
🎶 Free your mind, and we'll rectify love / Be colorblind, don't be so shy love 🎶
Would I be the first one to write a parody of Ballroom Blitz called Bathroom Shitz?
October 26, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Would I be the first one to write a parody of Ballroom Blitz called Bathroom Shitz?
I used to hate all the safety features in cars like adaptive cruise and backup cameras. Then I got an EV and I'm all about them. If my car's gonna be a robot, let it be full robot.
October 24, 2023 at 3:59 PM
I used to hate all the safety features in cars like adaptive cruise and backup cameras. Then I got an EV and I'm all about them. If my car's gonna be a robot, let it be full robot.
I Can't Feel My Extremities But My Torso Is Sweaty: An October Bike Commuting Story
October 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
I Can't Feel My Extremities But My Torso Is Sweaty: An October Bike Commuting Story
Trying to read some Very Serious Thomas Piketty but one day I noticed his name looks like it should be pronounced "Tommy Spaghetti" and I can't stop chuckling about it.
September 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Trying to read some Very Serious Thomas Piketty but one day I noticed his name looks like it should be pronounced "Tommy Spaghetti" and I can't stop chuckling about it.
When boys get curious in the office's gender-neutral bathroom (wasn't me).
September 19, 2023 at 10:26 PM
When boys get curious in the office's gender-neutral bathroom (wasn't me).
Today in Starfield, I got arrested above Neon for my contraband, only to empty out even more contraband from the jail locker & stride right over to the Trade Authority to sell it.
September 14, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Today in Starfield, I got arrested above Neon for my contraband, only to empty out even more contraband from the jail locker & stride right over to the Trade Authority to sell it.
Thanks for your feedback
August 25, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Thanks for your feedback
*Logs a bowl of Cheerios in FitBit app*
FitBit: So ... that was dinner, right?
FitBit: So ... that was dinner, right?
August 25, 2023 at 4:59 PM
*Logs a bowl of Cheerios in FitBit app*
FitBit: So ... that was dinner, right?
FitBit: So ... that was dinner, right?
I just had zero people show up to a meeting I organized. My strategy of telling everyone I hate meetings and never getting anything done in them is working
August 24, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I just had zero people show up to a meeting I organized. My strategy of telling everyone I hate meetings and never getting anything done in them is working
Ok here's my first post on BlueSky. My wife has been encouraging me to talk to a therapist. We dove into it the other day and it turned out she was hoping I would get an ASD or ADHD diagnosis so she could have empathy with why I'm such an affectless robot 🤖
August 23, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Ok here's my first post on BlueSky. My wife has been encouraging me to talk to a therapist. We dove into it the other day and it turned out she was hoping I would get an ASD or ADHD diagnosis so she could have empathy with why I'm such an affectless robot 🤖