Anja, Belligerent Wood Elf
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Anja, Belligerent Wood Elf
@abrakablam.bsky.social
She/Her
Mech nerd and leader of the Maul fanclub.
All Elf and possibly part Moth.
Bad musician and worse streamer.
Approximately 47% eyeliner by volume.
twitch.tv/abra_kablam - Schedules are for cowards
What the fuck do you mean the collective noun for a group of bears isn't a flock?
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Projectile vomiting stomach acid as a defense mechanism like a defective Xenomorph until the sun goes away.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Has it been long enough that we can finally admit that Dark Ocean Summoning is a better song in itself than the one with the silly dance (which was admittedly cool in context) now?
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I was recently reminded that there are objectively two kinds of Zelda game:

Good Zelda games, and Zelda games where Link is right-handed.

I don't even just mean because they made Link inferior by putting the sword in the wrong hand. Even the Switch games? Perfectly competent games, shit Zeldas.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Recently got told I had the energy of a "scarily whimsical drukhari" whatever the fuck that manifests as
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've been laying in bed for something like an hour utterly consumed by the need to figure out why I can smell juniper and raspberry and why it smells so fucking amazing before realising HOLY SHIT IT'S MY HAIR.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Porygon is AI slop because Sylph Co. were too fucking lazy and cheap to go out and catch real pokemon.

Talentless hacks.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When I get a 3d printer, I'm 100% making a demon core lamp with a mode where the blue lights in the middle will get brighter the closer to closed it gets.
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Is it possible to fight the cold?

Asking for a goddamn fool with cold hands.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Personally I think Charlie and Leo should have had a sword fight to decide who's churchier.
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I really hope some AI scraper incorporates something I create or say or just happens to have me in it.

The colossal - nay, unfathomable - stupidity will be a memetic hazard. My legendary lack of competence will spread like an infection until it's unable to function in even the most basic of ways.
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It just occurred to me that I can tell when I'm imploding because everybody compliments my makeup. I am seemingly incapable of looking good and feeling good at the same time.

Huh.
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Apparently jokingly referring to ethics committees as "just OSHA for the soul and therefore a derivative of the fun police" makes you evil.

My supervillain gimmick remains alive and well.
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me after approximately nine minutes of not playing Elden Ring: "Welp, better make a new character!"
girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I fucking hate electric cars. Vehicles should not be able to sneak.
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So, eh, I've been informed that when it comes to strategic weapons, ABC does NOT stand for "Awesome, Breathable and Creative."

I've...erm...I've gotta make some calls.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gave up. The snares won. I'm going to bed and I'll fight this again tomorrow.

The thing is that I've had a song title rattling around in my head from the moment I woke up and it NEEDS to be a real thing. For medicinal purposes.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Violently fighting renoise with a broken bottle in a back alley to make it play nice with my stupid fucking ideas at 3am.
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Goddamnit the biggest problem with getting a new phone is that I've got to teach it to say fuck again.
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have also managed to somehow take a slice out of my thumb which is stings like a bastard.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
New lipstick and a new old book on Babylonian mythology arrived. Can confirm I like them both.
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I forgot I dyed my hair black yesterday, saw my reflection in the mirror this morning and scared the everliving fuck out of myself.

I am an intelligent woman.
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Dear Microsoft,

Lol.

Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.

Disrespectfully
Anja
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A friend had something spare. And oh yes.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM