Anja, Belligerent Wood Elf
@abrakablam.bsky.social
She/Her
Mech nerd and leader of the Maul fanclub.
All Elf and possibly part Moth.
Bad musician and worse streamer.
Approximately 47% eyeliner by volume.
twitch.tv/abra_kablam - Schedules are for cowards
Mech nerd and leader of the Maul fanclub.
All Elf and possibly part Moth.
Bad musician and worse streamer.
Approximately 47% eyeliner by volume.
twitch.tv/abra_kablam - Schedules are for cowards
What the fuck do you mean the collective noun for a group of bears isn't a flock?
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What the fuck do you mean the collective noun for a group of bears isn't a flock?
Projectile vomiting stomach acid as a defense mechanism like a defective Xenomorph until the sun goes away.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Projectile vomiting stomach acid as a defense mechanism like a defective Xenomorph until the sun goes away.
Has it been long enough that we can finally admit that Dark Ocean Summoning is a better song in itself than the one with the silly dance (which was admittedly cool in context) now?
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Has it been long enough that we can finally admit that Dark Ocean Summoning is a better song in itself than the one with the silly dance (which was admittedly cool in context) now?
I was recently reminded that there are objectively two kinds of Zelda game:
Good Zelda games, and Zelda games where Link is right-handed.
I don't even just mean because they made Link inferior by putting the sword in the wrong hand. Even the Switch games? Perfectly competent games, shit Zeldas.
Good Zelda games, and Zelda games where Link is right-handed.
I don't even just mean because they made Link inferior by putting the sword in the wrong hand. Even the Switch games? Perfectly competent games, shit Zeldas.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was recently reminded that there are objectively two kinds of Zelda game:
Good Zelda games, and Zelda games where Link is right-handed.
I don't even just mean because they made Link inferior by putting the sword in the wrong hand. Even the Switch games? Perfectly competent games, shit Zeldas.
Good Zelda games, and Zelda games where Link is right-handed.
I don't even just mean because they made Link inferior by putting the sword in the wrong hand. Even the Switch games? Perfectly competent games, shit Zeldas.
Recently got told I had the energy of a "scarily whimsical drukhari" whatever the fuck that manifests as
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Recently got told I had the energy of a "scarily whimsical drukhari" whatever the fuck that manifests as
I've been laying in bed for something like an hour utterly consumed by the need to figure out why I can smell juniper and raspberry and why it smells so fucking amazing before realising HOLY SHIT IT'S MY HAIR.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I've been laying in bed for something like an hour utterly consumed by the need to figure out why I can smell juniper and raspberry and why it smells so fucking amazing before realising HOLY SHIT IT'S MY HAIR.
Porygon is AI slop because Sylph Co. were too fucking lazy and cheap to go out and catch real pokemon.
Talentless hacks.
Talentless hacks.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Porygon is AI slop because Sylph Co. were too fucking lazy and cheap to go out and catch real pokemon.
Talentless hacks.
Talentless hacks.
When I get a 3d printer, I'm 100% making a demon core lamp with a mode where the blue lights in the middle will get brighter the closer to closed it gets.
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When I get a 3d printer, I'm 100% making a demon core lamp with a mode where the blue lights in the middle will get brighter the closer to closed it gets.
Is it possible to fight the cold?
Asking for a goddamn fool with cold hands.
Asking for a goddamn fool with cold hands.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is it possible to fight the cold?
Asking for a goddamn fool with cold hands.
Asking for a goddamn fool with cold hands.
Personally I think Charlie and Leo should have had a sword fight to decide who's churchier.
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Personally I think Charlie and Leo should have had a sword fight to decide who's churchier.
I really hope some AI scraper incorporates something I create or say or just happens to have me in it.
The colossal - nay, unfathomable - stupidity will be a memetic hazard. My legendary lack of competence will spread like an infection until it's unable to function in even the most basic of ways.
The colossal - nay, unfathomable - stupidity will be a memetic hazard. My legendary lack of competence will spread like an infection until it's unable to function in even the most basic of ways.
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I really hope some AI scraper incorporates something I create or say or just happens to have me in it.
The colossal - nay, unfathomable - stupidity will be a memetic hazard. My legendary lack of competence will spread like an infection until it's unable to function in even the most basic of ways.
The colossal - nay, unfathomable - stupidity will be a memetic hazard. My legendary lack of competence will spread like an infection until it's unable to function in even the most basic of ways.
It just occurred to me that I can tell when I'm imploding because everybody compliments my makeup. I am seemingly incapable of looking good and feeling good at the same time.
Huh.
Huh.
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It just occurred to me that I can tell when I'm imploding because everybody compliments my makeup. I am seemingly incapable of looking good and feeling good at the same time.
Huh.
Huh.
Apparently jokingly referring to ethics committees as "just OSHA for the soul and therefore a derivative of the fun police" makes you evil.
My supervillain gimmick remains alive and well.
My supervillain gimmick remains alive and well.
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Apparently jokingly referring to ethics committees as "just OSHA for the soul and therefore a derivative of the fun police" makes you evil.
My supervillain gimmick remains alive and well.
My supervillain gimmick remains alive and well.
Me after approximately nine minutes of not playing Elden Ring: "Welp, better make a new character!"
girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me after approximately nine minutes of not playing Elden Ring: "Welp, better make a new character!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I fucking hate electric cars. Vehicles should not be able to sneak.
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I fucking hate electric cars. Vehicles should not be able to sneak.
So, eh, I've been informed that when it comes to strategic weapons, ABC does NOT stand for "Awesome, Breathable and Creative."
I've...erm...I've gotta make some calls.
I've...erm...I've gotta make some calls.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So, eh, I've been informed that when it comes to strategic weapons, ABC does NOT stand for "Awesome, Breathable and Creative."
I've...erm...I've gotta make some calls.
I've...erm...I've gotta make some calls.
Gave up. The snares won. I'm going to bed and I'll fight this again tomorrow.
The thing is that I've had a song title rattling around in my head from the moment I woke up and it NEEDS to be a real thing. For medicinal purposes.
The thing is that I've had a song title rattling around in my head from the moment I woke up and it NEEDS to be a real thing. For medicinal purposes.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Gave up. The snares won. I'm going to bed and I'll fight this again tomorrow.
The thing is that I've had a song title rattling around in my head from the moment I woke up and it NEEDS to be a real thing. For medicinal purposes.
The thing is that I've had a song title rattling around in my head from the moment I woke up and it NEEDS to be a real thing. For medicinal purposes.
Violently fighting renoise with a broken bottle in a back alley to make it play nice with my stupid fucking ideas at 3am.
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Violently fighting renoise with a broken bottle in a back alley to make it play nice with my stupid fucking ideas at 3am.
Goddamnit the biggest problem with getting a new phone is that I've got to teach it to say fuck again.
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Goddamnit the biggest problem with getting a new phone is that I've got to teach it to say fuck again.
I have also managed to somehow take a slice out of my thumb which is stings like a bastard.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have also managed to somehow take a slice out of my thumb which is stings like a bastard.
New lipstick and a new old book on Babylonian mythology arrived. Can confirm I like them both.
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
New lipstick and a new old book on Babylonian mythology arrived. Can confirm I like them both.
I forgot I dyed my hair black yesterday, saw my reflection in the mirror this morning and scared the everliving fuck out of myself.
I am an intelligent woman.
I am an intelligent woman.
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I forgot I dyed my hair black yesterday, saw my reflection in the mirror this morning and scared the everliving fuck out of myself.
I am an intelligent woman.
I am an intelligent woman.
Dear Microsoft,
Lol.
Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.
Disrespectfully
Anja
Lol.
Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.
Disrespectfully
Anja
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dear Microsoft,
Lol.
Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.
Disrespectfully
Anja
Lol.
Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.
Disrespectfully
Anja
A friend had something spare. And oh yes.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A friend had something spare. And oh yes.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.